Child soldiers often get abandoned.

Oh god. They will probably do exactly that thing.

"Buy this tokenized burger for your date."

That's a terrible business idea. Automatically cutting down your tables to 1 from 2-4 etc.

Finally indeed.

*brought to you by the violent left

🤣

Because they want the option to do it too.

Propaganda.

They either claim it's not true, or will say it's ok because of Pelosi or Soros or whatever.

The fact that the Dems also abused their positions for profit (though in much smaller ways) makes the whole argument even more difficult for the average dimwit to understand.

see *god* hates me

A good tattoo artist will tell you no if you want something stupid.

You can tell this wasn't a good one.

I don't recall any Chinese people being on Epstein Island.

I'm more worried about protecting my kids from MAGA.

OMG it's crazy. 🤣

"Get a part time job at the pool bar!" 🤣

"book spa appointments on port days, instead of rushing off the boat with the crowds to see the local activities, instead stay in a windowless spa and get an overpriced massage for slightly less than it costs on a non-port day"

I've heard these dips give the same advice 100 times.

But remember, it's the "leftists" who are violent.

And unfortunately, we need people like that to flip.

We can mock them later on.

Strong institutions and rule of law matter more than anything else in an economy.

Stock market - FIN

(maybe!)