So many experts, it's a shame they're not running the country. As if.

And most of it dribbled down her front

I'm sure his defence lawyer will be delighted with that little gem from Wallace.

Who on earth takes this attention-seeker seriously? He's been sequentially pro and anti virtually everything all his life. Him turning anti-farmers is only a matter of time.

Europe's leaders, right there, and looking the part tbf

Alec as George

Maybe tory MP's weren't offered them?

BBC Newscast Labour Party conference. Perfect example of second rate journalists from the BBC. ‘Money for nothin’.

Er…no it won’t. The only haunting around here is the Telegraph, the pathetic ghost of a newspaper.

It's a sign! He's doomed!

Starmer: "Next week, parliament will return. The business of politics will resume, but it will not be business as usual".
Hopefully, but it would need Speaker Hoyle to do his job a hell of a lot more effectively than he has so far.

Sleeping like a log

There once was a dog I loved who could carry home a rolled up hedgehog in his wonderful soft mouth, and then bark at it for ages insisting it said hello.

The mast - North Hessary Tor transmitting station. I've spent a few chilly hours up there.

I was thinking of a nice calming, relaxing drink. I think the great Keith Floyd was the master of the art!