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Fergus McKee
@fergusmckee.bsky.social
Gardening & Techno gives me peace. Spurs give me grey hair. Ontario zone 6B.
Dyslexic with a swipe keyboard - words will come out wrong sometimes. No DMs.
I work with a lot of co-op students, hiring them etc. pre-AI their CVs hardly ever accompanied by a cover letter. Not virtually every CV has an AI cover letter now.

How do I know they are all AI written?
See if you can sit a pattern?
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
When he says 'gets dressed up', I'm not sure he has completely thought this one through:
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cupping?
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@windycoys.bsky.social
If you want a great children's book, then I recommend the Great Dog Bottom Swap
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I don't think he would be welcomed.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sounds like you are as good at gaming as I am.

Gaming peaked at this moment, and has never recovered:
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tired: we play horseshoe football.

Wired: we play lopsided horseshoe football.

Therefore I have updated our logo:
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Friday the 14th horror story in picture format:
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I have a theory:
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The last few minutes were better as we tried to attack with purpose, but overall:
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Watch out @navithefairy.bsky.social is going to come for you:
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Did they forget how toxic he was (well still is) at the start of the year? How Tesla sales have been consistently falling in pretty much every region around the world?
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A win for the algorithm here:
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Using some futuristic brain wave technology, I have managed to identify what was in his mind...
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Might have just read this as Tottenham... Fuck. Which potentially seems appropriate.
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm fairly confident @mddkm.bsky.social would as well...
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I have an idea for you to troll your work colleagues:
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
TF needs to take off the Frank brake, stop playing horseshoe football and develop better attacking patterns, that don't rely on easy to cut out straight balls.

I don't want us to be this team. It's not working and needs to change:
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Re-watching the goal, there is a chain reaction of bad decisions, starting with Spence receiving a poor pass, behind him from Bentancur, inviting pressure from 3 Chelsea players. Both Bentancur and Palhinha are behind the ball. If we had a more progressive MFer, chances are a pass would have been on
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I tried to recreate the Sicko meme. Only problem, no one knew the meme.

I might be too online...
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Carrie Mathison has entered the chat.
October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM