Wow
“Nearly a dozen immigration officers and eight deportees are sick & stranded in a metal shipping container in the searing-hot East African nation of Djibouti, where they face the constant threat of malaria & rocket attacks from nearby Yemen, according to a federal court filing issued Thursday.”

I saw this because you reshared it. Otherwise I would not have known this was parody.

When Tesco invaded Denmark looking more prescient by @aiannucci.bsky.social
youtu.be/lfSi0D7KESk?...

Seems a little tricky.

- won't fever end the infection sooner?
- maybe don't self-treat fevers because you are turning off the fire alarm with actually knowing if there's a fire or just smoke. Doctors might have enough info to decide.