If you brush your teeth and shortly after drink some blaclberry dr pepper. It tasted like cotton candy.

@drpepperofficial.bsky.social is this the forbidden cotton candy soda I have waited so long for?

Someone just tried to IRL facebook marketplace lowball me and offered to buy my car at 20% of its value AFTER i told him how much i bought it for.

Part of me is really happy to be in College right now cuz every single class i have the professors like "i know your gonna cheat so just analyze it for a grade" and it takes more effort to bang two rocks together because at least you gotta find big enough rocks compared to just reading a graph.

This is oddly soothing