Paul No
Paul No
@ferdberfel.bsky.social
Softball player. Scuba diver. Pitmaster. Domestic god. Proudly supplying the interwebs with wisecracks, obscure references and the occasional pithy observation since 1996. Livin' the life!
Or his tax returns.
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
As soon as Upchuck Schumer gets the go-ahead from his focus group and consultants ...
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Please. An indictment doesn't mean jack. Any prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Was that a "hail and farewell" party or a "thank God she's gone!" party?
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's how America works: socialize the costs and privatize the profits.
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
But ... her emails!
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"The sun has traditionally risen in the east ..."
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
What does that say about the people who believe their firehose of lies?
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
As was Merrick Garland.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He's working on it now. It will be published in December 2028.
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That would involve, you know, journalism.
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I love the way baseball-media types talk about starters throwing "six dominant innings" like it was Jack Morris in the '91 World Series.
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Objection -- relies on facts not in evidence. The Leonard Leo christofascist tools have no shame.
October 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
IOKIYAR
October 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Assumes facts not in evidence. These people stopped doing journalism a long time ago.
September 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
And guns in every hand!
September 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Professor Kerr? Leonard Leo on Line 2."
August 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Don't forget Leonard Leo's Opus Dei christofascist grifters on the Supreme Court.
August 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Question from the states: Does UEFA have tampering rules? It sure seems like someone was whispering sweet nothings in his ear this summer.
August 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
They found that out during the pandemic. Once they jacked up their prices to reflect pandemic-related factors, they learned they could keep profiteering even after the pandemic was over.
July 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
And those lies take on lives of their own once written into arrest reports. The media transcribes those reports and duly reports them to the public as "facts."
July 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
He's waiting for the results of his focus groups to tell him what to say in his next sternly worded letter.
July 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM