Feral Furbys
@feralfurbys.bsky.social
Deposed Alien Royalty.
Composed entirely of sarcasm and Pop Rocks.
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Composed entirely of sarcasm and Pop Rocks.
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Feral Furbys
@feralfurbys.bsky.social
· Jan 22
I currently feel like I wanna fist fight god in a Waffle House parking lot.
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A tale of two vibes.
August 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A tale of two vibes.
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Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
August 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
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“You liberals…so uppity with your belief in the rule of law and the Constitution.”
While masked agents were violently attacking a delivery worker this morning, bystanders repeatedly asked to see their badge numbers but they refused.
Bystander: You guys are ruining this country, you know that, right?
Agent: Liberals already ruined it.
Bystander: You guys are ruining this country, you know that, right?
Agent: Liberals already ruined it.
August 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“You liberals…so uppity with your belief in the rule of law and the Constitution.”
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Musk’s Direct-to-Cell constellation and the U.S. election.
Background: This began in 2022 as “digging,” when Musk launched his bid to purchase Twitter at $20B over value, just 49 days after Putin invaded Ukraine.
A convo re NATO considering Article 5 over Cyber attacks prompted the original post.
Background: This began in 2022 as “digging,” when Musk launched his bid to purchase Twitter at $20B over value, just 49 days after Putin invaded Ukraine.
A convo re NATO considering Article 5 over Cyber attacks prompted the original post.
January 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Musk’s Direct-to-Cell constellation and the U.S. election.
Background: This began in 2022 as “digging,” when Musk launched his bid to purchase Twitter at $20B over value, just 49 days after Putin invaded Ukraine.
A convo re NATO considering Article 5 over Cyber attacks prompted the original post.
Background: This began in 2022 as “digging,” when Musk launched his bid to purchase Twitter at $20B over value, just 49 days after Putin invaded Ukraine.
A convo re NATO considering Article 5 over Cyber attacks prompted the original post.
Apparently my biological father had a series of strokes…has stage 4 cancer (I dunno what type), and is on hospice…& I just feel…nothing. He’s not my dad. He never has been. Even when he was in my life. I don’t care if that makes me the bad guy. I’m not getting involved.
March 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Apparently my biological father had a series of strokes…has stage 4 cancer (I dunno what type), and is on hospice…& I just feel…nothing. He’s not my dad. He never has been. Even when he was in my life. I don’t care if that makes me the bad guy. I’m not getting involved.
Baking Brownies As The World Ends: The Feral Furbys Story
A Hallmark Original Movie
A Hallmark Original Movie
February 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Baking Brownies As The World Ends: The Feral Furbys Story
A Hallmark Original Movie
A Hallmark Original Movie
If you’re extremely overstimulated and anxious (like me) search 8D audio on YouTube or your favorite music app…put your earbuds/Air Pods/headphones in/on…close your eyes…& let it massage your brain for a bit. Especially if you’re neurodivergent.
February 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If you’re extremely overstimulated and anxious (like me) search 8D audio on YouTube or your favorite music app…put your earbuds/Air Pods/headphones in/on…close your eyes…& let it massage your brain for a bit. Especially if you’re neurodivergent.
From the current ‘spicy’ book that I’m reading.
If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.
If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.
February 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
From the current ‘spicy’ book that I’m reading.
If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.
If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.
Guess imma have to start getting naked on the internet and working 3 jobs.
February 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Guess imma have to start getting naked on the internet and working 3 jobs.
I turned my living room into my bedroom because we’re living in a dystopian hellscape on a dying planet, and this makes me happy.
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I turned my living room into my bedroom because we’re living in a dystopian hellscape on a dying planet, and this makes me happy.
I’m deeply afraid I’m giving my elderly dogs massive secondhand anxiety.
February 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m deeply afraid I’m giving my elderly dogs massive secondhand anxiety.
Current Mental State: Washing my probiotics down with a glass of wine.
February 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Current Mental State: Washing my probiotics down with a glass of wine.
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NEW: In its notice outlining the large cut in university funding, the US National Institutes of Health seems to draw on a report from a conservative think tank that denounces the “political left.”
NIH Funding Cuts Appear to Draw on Heritage Foundation Report That Blasts ‘DEI Staff’
In its notice outlining the large cut in university funding, the US National Institutes of Health seems to draw on a report from a conservative think tank that denounces the “political left.”
wrd.cm
February 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
NEW: In its notice outlining the large cut in university funding, the US National Institutes of Health seems to draw on a report from a conservative think tank that denounces the “political left.”
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not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot
Checking in with my brain 🧠
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My brain: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhh🔥🔥
February 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Checking in with my brain 🧠
My brain: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhh🔥🔥
My brain: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hhhhhhhh🔥🔥
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What a fumble.
MAGA Senator's TV Rant About Trump Not Being A 'Dictator' Ends With Incredible Self-Own
And now it's awkward 😂
www.comicsands.com
February 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What a fumble.
My little light of happiness today.
February 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My little light of happiness today.
When I find myself well and truly ‘in the bell jar’ I make it a point to try to see the beauty in everyday life.
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When I find myself well and truly ‘in the bell jar’ I make it a point to try to see the beauty in everyday life.
My Midsummer Bush Gremlin*
*I found him, starving, in a bush on Midsummer’s Day. He’s also an asshole.
*I found him, starving, in a bush on Midsummer’s Day. He’s also an asshole.
January 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My Midsummer Bush Gremlin*
*I found him, starving, in a bush on Midsummer’s Day. He’s also an asshole.
*I found him, starving, in a bush on Midsummer’s Day. He’s also an asshole.
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
I can’t believe I’ve made it through this week sober.
January 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I can’t believe I’ve made it through this week sober.