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I'm aware that this is a useful medication but it's amazing to me just how excited so many segments of our system are about using these things to control everything from the weight, perceived attractiveness, impulse control, productivity of average Americans to their own preferences
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
which works if you are appealing to the crowd that wants it for their band but if you want to avoid being hazed by the biggest asshole at work it needs to be as subtle as possible
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
And as someone who works in a light industrial setting if it worked it would be rad because splitting your nail open on a screw suuuuuuucccckkkkss but they only ever showed a dark black color
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I've swear I've seen some company try to market a nail polish type thing that was supposed to help guys keep from damaging their nails on like guitar strings and and hobby wood work stuff
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Until recently I was using n inventory program that used ASCII characters to draw its UI

Its copyright was from 41 years ago

Billion dollar multinational public stock trading companies.

Unless you are in the inner circles of money's orbit twenty years out of date is a dream.
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
We have a couple of older hass machines that don't have USB drives to transfer programs.

We have as far as I know one 3.5" disk.

I will be asked if I have seen the " Three and a half inch floppy" once every six weeks
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm tempted to ask if anyone has tried to before and after it by skipping down to whatever casino is closest by with the cheapest drunk and see how many shitty jelloshots before it flags you as sloshed
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Is this about the weird fun time contact electro stim thing that you were supposed to attach to your taint that I saw a video about yesterday and have been trying to unsuccessfully turn into a repressed memory ever since?
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Picturing a dude wiping his hands with a rag and going "Yeah it's a higher mileage but uhh....the customer states that the manufacturer says to use 5w-20. Yeah I tried telling 'im. Yeah whatcha gonna do." But it's about the the president.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This seems like a great way to wind up Pro Se Creek with a predictive text paddle
December 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I sorta want someone to Photoshop that Pikachu swinging on chandeliers, and ropes like a swashbuckler in an Errol Flynn movie.

Maybe a wreaking ball
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I know I'm slightly telling on myself but that last image looks like there's a non-insignificant amount of rule 34 in the training data because the spine looks like either dude has a nightmare case of scoliosis or the pose it's based off is stacked like a cartoon rabbit's wife

Again maybe just me
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Gunshow in a glass case with the Nazi paraphernalia and Confederate memorabilia
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh shit I'm sorry!

Oh god that's blood isn't it!?

*Passes out next to corpse*
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It looks like a prop from a hack made for the Christian Broadcasting Network movie about the Book of Revelations

Some sculpture in the Antichrist's One World Government HQ so we could tell that the UN is evil.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Getting the 20% reference here is the memetic equivalent of walking into a Costco and going damn they're playing my jam.

Remember to take your multivitamin and stretch today.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Do I get a special dispensation for sibling torture to look like a hayseed or do I need to get something resembling an act together?
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I wear the loudest Hawaiian shirt that Walmart sells, a boonie hat, and cargo shorts with like eight pockets that I make sure have my snacks and documents but I'm doing it this way because if I fly I'm traveling with my sister and enjoy watching her work out whether to shoot me when we land.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
there's a part of my brain that wonders if they put different tires on it for review, and just had some intern do it in the parking lot who did a bad job but if I had launched myself at 149 mph down a track and later found out the lug nuts weren't tight I'd be eating a someone's liver
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Bubba the love sponge

I hate this stupid timeline. Can I go to one with giant spiders, or murderous sentient pumpkins pleas
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yeah I mean I understand that it's got a lot more aluminum on it than it looks like it does so it probably takes some not insignificant amount of machine time and engineering costs and tooling, so I buy that a grand is probably fair but that's a lot of money to hang on a novelty purchase
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It drops the out the grip, it's such a contraption, and if it weren't so expensive it would probably be fun stupid
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I've learned something new just now and I'm upset about it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM