Feral Burnett
@feralburnett.bsky.social
Sentient, agender, assemblage of electric meats with opinions.
Perceive at your own risk.
Perceive at your own risk.
Did... Did they reuse a prosthetic/mold from the Army of Darkness (1992) for Bones (2001)?
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Did... Did they reuse a prosthetic/mold from the Army of Darkness (1992) for Bones (2001)?
They are The Order of the Gash
They will appear in a flash
A game to be played ends with flesh being fileted
So beware of doing anything rash.
They will appear in a flash
A game to be played ends with flesh being fileted
So beware of doing anything rash.
a person is holding a cube in their hand with a glowing light inside of it .
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May 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
They are The Order of the Gash
They will appear in a flash
A game to be played ends with flesh being fileted
So beware of doing anything rash.
They will appear in a flash
A game to be played ends with flesh being fileted
So beware of doing anything rash.
There once was a guy from Modesto
Whose neighbors thought he was the best-o
A murder or two felt out of the blue, but they're glad he was put under arrest-o.
Whose neighbors thought he was the best-o
A murder or two felt out of the blue, but they're glad he was put under arrest-o.
a man wearing a sweater is making a funny face
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May 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There once was a guy from Modesto
Whose neighbors thought he was the best-o
A murder or two felt out of the blue, but they're glad he was put under arrest-o.
Whose neighbors thought he was the best-o
A murder or two felt out of the blue, but they're glad he was put under arrest-o.
Led Zepplin's Whole Lotta Love should just be called I Wanna Cum (In Your Butt)...
"Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man"
Uh huh, yeah. I'll bet you do, Robert.
"Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man"
Uh huh, yeah. I'll bet you do, Robert.
a man in a pink shirt is sitting in a car
ALT: a man in a pink shirt is sitting in a car
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May 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Led Zepplin's Whole Lotta Love should just be called I Wanna Cum (In Your Butt)...
"Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man"
Uh huh, yeah. I'll bet you do, Robert.
"Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man"
Uh huh, yeah. I'll bet you do, Robert.
There once was a man in a basement
Never outside once he went
It's been a year and a day this middle of May
That the coroner had to scrape him from cement.
Never outside once he went
It's been a year and a day this middle of May
That the coroner had to scrape him from cement.
spongebob squarepants is riding a red bicycle with a flower in the background .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is riding a red bicycle with a flower in the background .
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May 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There once was a man in a basement
Never outside once he went
It's been a year and a day this middle of May
That the coroner had to scrape him from cement.
Never outside once he went
It's been a year and a day this middle of May
That the coroner had to scrape him from cement.
Two guys on their way to White Castle
Didn't expect such a huge hassle
As they continued their trip, the mood started to dip.
And they realized their dealer's an asshole.
Didn't expect such a huge hassle
As they continued their trip, the mood started to dip.
And they realized their dealer's an asshole.
a man in a prison cell behind bars looks at the camera with a surprised look on his face
ALT: a man in a prison cell behind bars looks at the camera with a surprised look on his face
media.tenor.com
May 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Two guys on their way to White Castle
Didn't expect such a huge hassle
As they continued their trip, the mood started to dip.
And they realized their dealer's an asshole.
Didn't expect such a huge hassle
As they continued their trip, the mood started to dip.
And they realized their dealer's an asshole.
There once was a woman from Edina
Who collected the finest of Chyna
It was back in '03 at WWE that she got kicked out for flashing her vagina.
Who collected the finest of Chyna
It was back in '03 at WWE that she got kicked out for flashing her vagina.
a woman is holding a bouquet of red roses in front of a crowd and a sign that says wwe on it
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May 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There once was a woman from Edina
Who collected the finest of Chyna
It was back in '03 at WWE that she got kicked out for flashing her vagina.
Who collected the finest of Chyna
It was back in '03 at WWE that she got kicked out for flashing her vagina.
There once was a lady from Dover
Who knew that her business was over
A plan she would hatch, that involved a match, and now she is in prison for insurance fraud...
Who knew that her business was over
A plan she would hatch, that involved a match, and now she is in prison for insurance fraud...
a cartoon drawing of a beach with palm trees and trees in the background
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April 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There once was a lady from Dover
Who knew that her business was over
A plan she would hatch, that involved a match, and now she is in prison for insurance fraud...
Who knew that her business was over
A plan she would hatch, that involved a match, and now she is in prison for insurance fraud...