Mom went to a cat show and all I got was this demigorgon hat!

I will never apologize for buying cat plates.

All done!!!

Baked Beans’ court ordered community service.

Giving peace a chance… a Christmas miracle!!

Well it’s happened! The target of Beans’ crimes has turned from victim to accomplice.
First charge: Grand Larceny
Megalodon was caught in possession of dad’s pillow and refused to give it back.
Our house has been devolving into chaos ever since the arrival of the criminal mastermind Baked Beans!

More Beans

Sometimes peace IS an option…

Or else it’s just the quiet before the storm

Obsessed stalker….

And now this: I have been taken hostage!!! Yet another charge to add to the long list of crimes this wayward youth is accumulating.

I, an innocent bystander, just trying to crochet, have had my hand and arm commandeered.

Catnapped for a cat nap!

Exhibit E
The accused is now seeking employment as the monster under the bed. Only this bed is a cat bed and it’s just another ploy to further her nefarious ambitions of terrorizing her housemates.

Will this wayward youth find a way to put all this anarchy behind her or will she give in to even more criminal urges??

There also seems to be some territory dispute.

Beans crimes are not victimless! There is a fourth that didn’t want her picture taken and wishes to remain anonymous.

Detainment for questioning.

Mugshots. Very guilty.

Here are exhibits A-D illustrating her criminality.

This here is Baked Beans. I figured I should chronicle her journey. She was abandoned in my park mid October, very very smol. I thought getting her off the streets and into a loving home would be enough to save her from a life of crime.

I was wrong.