Driving around the DFW is a challenge that should only be undertaken by those who have made their peace with leaving the mortal realm.

Are you even in pain if you’re not bleeding?

Remember when the phone was attached to the wall? Good times.

I don’t understand the point of accomplishing anything, if not to feel accomplished. But if you don’t feel the sense of accomplishment, why finish a task?

Maternal Instinct™ is such nonsense. It’s just an excuse for not doing your own research and taking accountability.

What is the point of communication if not to be understood?

We are not friends. We are not family. We are coworkers. Remember your place.

Why is veterinary medicine not real healthcare?