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Just here since Twitter is ass now. This seems a much better place.
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The mouth, I’d imagine.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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When the nut so good you fall off a 50 story building.
September 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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At some point he begrudgingly agreed to take her into town under the pretence that he wouldn’t slaughter everybody.

Which is quite romantic in a dragon-y way.
September 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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They really need to put stairs in these damselhair towers.

Then again, less room for hair.
August 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I know I’ve done this joke before, but I needed a wider angle for a page for the book.

I’m gonna be combining the General Store and Magic Spells section with the character creator in V&V 2.0, so you’re buying the gear you want with the character you roll.
August 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Suspicious how many gorgeous thick-lipped blonde women there are in magical sanitation.
August 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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One of those ideas that only sounds smart after a too-quick pint.
August 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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“I ‘eard the landlady at the Wizard’s Sleeve keeps a Magic Staff above the bar.”

Best thing about a Dweller pub is the concussion means you don’t have to drink as much.
July 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I’m a big proponent of heroes of circumstance, rather than destiny or ability. One of those boomers that thinks Morrowind’s the best one, for example.
July 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Heh.

Wholesome.
July 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Ella was a lowborn human with gloriously big feet that married a prince. When the prince was assassinated for daring to marry a commoner, Ella barricaded the local nobles in their homes and set them ablaze, dancing in the ashes, an act that gave her the nickname Cinder Ella.
June 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Love what you do and you’ll never work a day in your life.
June 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Latest patch reworks Thieves, Clerics and Dancers, notably letting Dancers use Magic Staffs for their pole dancing, and has a cute little Multi-Classing page, with a few fun examples!

I love Clerics being merch-nerds for demigods that hate being worshipped.
June 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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If a topside Dwarf has kids with an old-world Dwarf, the Beard Argument can last weeks.
June 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Professionals, those Harlots Guild lads.
June 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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One can only imagine what a half-human, quarter-dwarf, quarter-elf would look like.

Top AND bottom heavy.
May 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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One of the perks of Dwarven heritage.
May 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Well, this only ends one way.
May 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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That might also impede her work schedule, lad.
May 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Attempts to use Mimic Knights in construction has thus far ended in failure, as few can concentrate on building houses with tentacles six feet deep in every orifice.
April 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I forgot CSP has a timelapse thing.
April 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Don’t think I’ve drawn an Alloyan lad yet so let’s have this half-dwarf fella rail this half-elf lady.
May 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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that word means two things
May 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The first hooman colonisation efforts had corporate sponsors; first-gen recycling suits created a revolting carbonated beverage from hooman effluent, earning the company its nickname across the galaxy.
March 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Sometimes the wizard protects the fighter.
March 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM