told hails i’m getting into bikes and she instantly said “KANEDAAAAAAA!!!!!” 😭😭 leave me alone

had to fight every bone in my body to not get a red suit. this is a loaner from a friend but it does remind me of an astronaut suit which is cute. (not mentioning that i am planning to do black pants/jacket with white gloves/boots so i look like danny phantom)

this caption is so funny to me i’m sorry

NO!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

typo because i’m an idiot and a full. everyone point and laugh

this is by the far the coolest photo of me in existence also i’m seeing the living tombstone dressed like this next month so that’s crazy

bottom is my prop knife and top is my actual buck 119 (a shorter version of the buck 120 they used in the scream films)

i hate sending pics of This State to people who live in greener pastures because they’re always like “where’s the grass” like healthy grown grasses don’t exist. where’s your biodiversity. where’s your love??

we need to kill this creature.

peter if you even think about raising your voice against miles i'm going to put you through a wood chipper

absolutely no reason for me to find this as funny as i do

what the hell man. sure