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Fentoozler
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I like to stay productive at work
Five doodles of a potted plant with cartoon legs in various poses — sitting, peering over a ledge, running, wearing sunglasses, etc.
August 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Like a tiger stalking its prey
Screenshot of a groupchat: Two messages sent back to back that say "did you guys hear about the local bowling tournament?" "It was cancelled—I guess the bowling teams were REALLY upset with management so they decided to unionize" A third message sits unsent that says "bunch of strikes at the bowling alley now"
March 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I waste most of my good material on my family
A text conversation between two people discussing what Christmas gift we should get grandma. First person suggests puzzles, framed photos and a hummingbird feeder. Second person responds "Roller blades"
December 8, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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A bumper sticker that says "please drive carefully I have cereal" with a picture of a cartoon cat looking stressed while holding a bowl of cereal.
December 4, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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That's MISTER Oldhead to you
A certificate from BlueSky alleging I was user 622,227 to sign up for the social media network
September 17, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Me trying to be cool on Bluesky
September 11, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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My go to mug
Mug with an elderly man wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt (open in the front) standing above a vent, inflating the shorts and blowing the shirt up. The man looks relaxed AF
July 8, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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I collect very specific quotes for my work desk.
A yellow sticky note with a quote from Wednesday Addams: "Like the Donner party before us, we travel to California to fulfill our destiny and eat what we must along the way." A yellow sticky note (ruled) with a quote from George C. Tilyou after his amusement park burned down: "To inquiring friends: I have troubles today that I did not have yesterday. I had troubles yesterday that I have not today. On this site will be erected shortly a better, bigger, greater Steeplechase Park. Admission to the burning ruins: 10 cents"
May 1, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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I looked up sea marbles and now I'm hungry.
Delicious sea marbles
March 11, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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Tweet from Dr. Twyla Baker @Indigenia: Solstice tomorrow, so hold on, if it's been rough on you lately. Light's coming. It's a holy time right now.
December 20, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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Me when listening to music or podcasts stops engaging my brain:
Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum sitting on the bus and smiling benignly. The subtitles at the bottom read "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
October 4, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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Everybody say Gagh!
September 29, 2023 at 9:19 PM
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I hate that this actually reminded me
An emoji edited to look angry while crying
September 28, 2023 at 6:29 PM
fentoozler02.bsky.social
Havin a normal one at work today
Two messages in quick succession on Microsoft Teams: "help I can't stop listening to Bob Seger" and "should I get a jean jacket?"
September 19, 2023 at 3:19 PM
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Me every time I hear this song
Screenshot from the music video for "Peaches" by the band the Presidents of the United States of America depicts the top of lead vocalist Chris Ballew's head, where someone has written the word "peaches."
September 8, 2023 at 11:44 PM
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Drop something blue from your gallery
Image depicts Grover from Sesame Street, a Henson-style blue-furred puppet with a pink nose, standing in the rain looking forlorn. The caption is Roy Batty's monologue from Blade Runner: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
September 8, 2023 at 2:43 AM
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Image shows a man in a suit looking pensive with an official looking document in the background with several words blacked out. Headline at the top of the image reads: "CIS Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years"
September 6, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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Project Grow Some Fuckin' Cantaloupe: success! That sure is a cantaloupe.
A cantaloupe on a cutting board cut open to show bright orange flesh and a little seed action in the middle
September 1, 2023 at 7:44 PM
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A three-line poem, each word on a single white magnet on a black fridge: "zest yourself good"
August 29, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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This was my first year attempting a garden! I've been waiting on these tomatoes to ripen for a while: next week we should start to see bigger tomatoes and maybe even some cantaloupes.
Several carrots of various sizes on a black plate next to a plastic container of cherry tomatoes.
August 24, 2023 at 8:30 PM