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Brian Fenton
@fentie.bsky.social
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Developer. Games, beer, food, dad, etc... Standard nerd. He/him. BLM, trans rights are human rights
I'm also @brianfenton@phpc.social
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A picture of a large cartoon chicken (Foghorn Leghorn) holding an axe head, with his other arm on the shoulder of a tired-looking cartoon cat holding the axe handle. The text reads "Boy, I say Boy... you're about to exceed the limitations of my medication"
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I do have an "official" rubber duck at my desk, but my unofficial one is this
a hand open, displaying a small glossy statue of the baby pygmy hippo Moo Deng, with her eyes and mouth wide open. It's often pictured as a meme, with the caption being "FUCK!"
September 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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we do too 😻 he's adapted to indoor life nicely. I think it helps that he blends in with the couch
a large gray cat on a similarly-colored gray couch, rolled over on his back with his paws tucked and belly visible, snuggling next to a pair of cargo shorts, which we must assume contains legs
September 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Ah I might have been unclear, Pete hoovers any dropped food off the floor _like_ a dog, but he's absolutely a cat

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a beige carpeted staircase with a large, handsome gray cat laying inconveniently across one stair, utterly unconcerned that he is an adorable trip hazard
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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no, I didn't, but it's a side effect of pulling in an image link from a DDG search result, and stripping that off & URL decoding it is irksome. Here's the "processed" version

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a small, light-colored dog on a blue background. The dog is wearing a dark blue hat with a red feather sticking out, and lolling its tongue out and to the right side
September 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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a picture of a cat taken with a fish-eye lens peering very closely at something. The caption above reads buy canada dry look inside wet
August 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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somewhat related, this is Pete doing his "razzle dazzle" one-legged sploot
a very handsome grey domestic shorthair cat lying on beige carpet with his front two paws tucked in, one rear leg tucked in, wrapped by his tail, and the fourth leg stretched out behind him, pushing against the carpet
August 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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A meme post with a close-up cat peering intently at something, so close to the lens that its face is distorted. The caption reads "Buy Canada Dry... look inside? Wet"
July 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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you didn't end up drawing these cards, did you?
A four panel comic written and drawn by Matt Czap. In the first panel, a fortune teller tells a boy "Let me give you a reading". In the second panel, the Death card is shown, reversed, and he says "Oh no, I'm gonna die?" She responds "Not necessarily, death reversed can mean transformation, inner purging". In the third panel, the next card is shown, "The Butt". In the fourth panel the fortune teller says "You're gonna shit yourself. Real bad" as the boy gasps in horror
July 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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one of our cats would sit on the counter above the dishwasher during the colder months, in order to leech its warms
an orange cat sprawled inelegantly on a countertop directly over a dishwasher that has just finished running, soaking up the ambient heat
July 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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This is a decent example of what my typical WFH day looks like
A bald man with glasses is laying on a dark couch. Only his nose and up is visible, all else is obscured by a giant gray cat asleep on his chest
June 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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A modified version of the "hey little man/yeah" meme showing just the last panel, a white stick figure drawing of a man calmly saying "jesus christ"
April 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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A thing I bought a while back arrived... oldest thought it was going to be my new rubber duck. It wasn't, but I think now it should be
A hand holding a small figurine of the baby pygmy hippo Moo Deng, with her mouth open and a shocked expression
February 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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a framed picture of a white cat on a light blue background. The cat is smiling mischievously, surrounded by chips, candy bars, and drinking a boba tea. The caption reads "the horrors persist, but so do the little treats"
January 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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a picture of Moon Knight on a black background gesturing to his left. The text reads "Spelling mistakes? Bro, those are engagemint words" Engagement is misspelled
November 23, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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ok I can't quite seem to find the right search terms for this... the nam sausage, the fermented pork one... this guy cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/02...

can anybody tell me what kind of chili pepper that is?
a package of bouakham nam sausage, with chili pepper, on a white background
November 21, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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A three panel meme from The Last Samurai. The first shows American military officers on horseback in a field. The second shows Tom Cruise in samurai armor facing them. The third panel is an American officer yelling "WEEB!"
November 19, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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a two panel cartoon with Skeletor from He-Man relaxing on the ground saying "If you ever donated blood, the blood could be in someone's boner right now" The second panel is him running off into a cave yelling "until we meet again!"
November 12, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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a cartoon drawing of the adorable baby pygmy hippo Moo Deng on a green background, with a wide-eyed expression and mouth open, surrounded by "action" lines, and large text reading "FUCK!"
November 11, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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a very large yellow bird looming with its eyes an inch away from a veterinary worker, with the caption "What you did there... I see it"
September 30, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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lol, just barely squeaked in. I honestly didn't think I was
an image of bluesky celebrating 10 million users. I joined at number 95,667, making me (only barely) part of the first 1% of users
September 16, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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an image of a frankly rabid-looking baby sitting in a high chair, surrounded and covered by the demolished remains of a blue smash cake, with the caption BRING ME ANOTHER SMURF!
September 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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A picture of Moon Knight against a black background with the text "Spelling mistakes? Bro, those are engagement words". Engagement is misspelled
September 10, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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an example of the "rug doctor" meme showing a somewhat perplexed woman with "the" overlaid on her face, with a second panel zoomed in on the same image, showing mostly eyes, nose, and teeth, with "what" replacing "the"
September 7, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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a black and white photo of a very fluffy black cat standing upright in grass, holding an electric guitar, wearing a death metal shirt, black pants, and black boots. The boots and sleeves have spikes
September 7, 2024 at 2:37 AM