Good news!!!
I won. The gnomes are gone.
Bad news!!!
One of their minds like…. Shattered, and they went crazy. Do thy mutated into this really huge really gross black blob with a bunch of mouthes. I’m gonna have to look into this phenomenon more. BUT I WOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!

Ok I can’t do this alone those filthy glass assholes allied themselves with the dirty clankers. I’m calling in my squad to rip them apart.

The gnomes in my backyard have declared sovereignty from my rule and are now starting a revolution. I won’t let those little fuckers take over my lawn.

I just saw the oddest looking bird. It flew in, made a sound that was as like a gun being wracked, then it flew off. Is this a sign that birds aren’t real and I should sacrifice each bird I see to the new world order?

Would you guys consider eating babies to be a competitive sport?