My brother trying to puppy train me was not on my Thanksgiving checklist 😵‍💫

They should make femboys but girls. Femgirls, if you will.

I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't this what is going ON.

So apparently it's trans awareness week but also today is men's day or smt. In honor of this I will only be half trans today.

I would never have a baby because like what if my baby has bad vibes.

Everyone throwing a fit over every fan ship Venom ever gets is so sad. Venom mains truly are the most oppressed minority.

So the democrats really gave up the only leverage they had on Healthcare in exchange for nothing. They saw all their victories in the elections and thought, "oh no people like us, quick, do something stupid!" Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

I exist in a perpetual state of "it's so joever" and "we're so barack."

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Zohran Mamdani's victory in New York should be a long-overdue message to the democrats. When you aggressively run on actual policy that'll improve people's lives, they'll turn out for you, enthusiastically.

"Jarvis, raise that single mother's rent by 200%"

Jesus is delivering my salad tonight. If it's good enough, I'll convert.

Pharmacist: "Huh? Where did all our estrogen go?"
Me (suspiciously woman shaped): "No idea."

Being on medication that kills my sex drive is crazy because I still think about sex but my body just doesn't care. I can finally watch porn for the plot.

My doctor told me I need more "vitamin D." Like, ooookay sir, I see you 🤨📸