Ioanna Roberts
@femoralfiend.bsky.social
Biological anthropologist and osteology enjoyer 🩻
Skitters has begun asking for crickets after every meal. Problem is, it doesn't know the word for "cricket" and is instead demanding "crunchi frogge" so that's what I'm dealing with right now
June 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Skitters has begun asking for crickets after every meal. Problem is, it doesn't know the word for "cricket" and is instead demanding "crunchi frogge" so that's what I'm dealing with right now
Caved and got Skitters a talking keyboard, and now it won't shut up. Someone please take this abomination away from me.
June 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Caved and got Skitters a talking keyboard, and now it won't shut up. Someone please take this abomination away from me.
Skitters has expressed an interest in Fluentpet Talking Buttons. Good idea? Of course not, but I'm so curious...
May 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Skitters has expressed an interest in Fluentpet Talking Buttons. Good idea? Of course not, but I'm so curious...
How do you stop a Tremere from drowning?
May 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How do you stop a Tremere from drowning?
Hey guys. How do you stop a Ventrue from drowning?
May 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hey guys. How do you stop a Ventrue from drowning?
Gave Skitters a spare jar of teeth. It seems to like the sound they make when it rattles them around.
May 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gave Skitters a spare jar of teeth. It seems to like the sound they make when it rattles them around.
Developing an enrichment schedule to prevent Skitters from stealing my shit again. Any suggestions?
May 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Developing an enrichment schedule to prevent Skitters from stealing my shit again. Any suggestions?
Apparently Skitters has the nonverbal intelligence of a four year old. Also a deep hatred for triangles. Like the shape. Your guess is as good as mine.
May 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Apparently Skitters has the nonverbal intelligence of a four year old. Also a deep hatred for triangles. Like the shape. Your guess is as good as mine.
Okay. Got my phone back. Anyone know of a good battery of cognitive tests? Nonverbal preferred but at this point anything will do.
May 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Okay. Got my phone back. Anyone know of a good battery of cognitive tests? Nonverbal preferred but at this point anything will do.
This is my own damn fault. Gave it too many frontal lobes.
May 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is my own damn fault. Gave it too many frontal lobes.
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that it can read or the fact that it learned COMPLETELY WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE
May 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that it can read or the fact that it learned COMPLETELY WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE
Skitters, please give me my phone back.
May 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Skitters, please give me my phone back.
Has anyone seen my phone? Moto stylus, LifeProof case, cracked screen protector. Been looking for an hour 😭
May 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Has anyone seen my phone? Moto stylus, LifeProof case, cracked screen protector. Been looking for an hour 😭
Anyone know of a good soapmaker supply company? Looking for a good deal on lye
May 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Anyone know of a good soapmaker supply company? Looking for a good deal on lye
