it’s ok you can be the one to tom hanks it and develop a parasocial relationship with a coconut or something

nyaaaa don’t eat me im at least 70% fat

i will be xenophobic and say miss channie bc she’s from eastern europe. i could also say you from being from south america but i don’t think your stomach could handle it tbh

not the bitch who just put an s on the end girl you could literally have any username you want here. no imagination.