participation trophy wife
@femaletwink.bsky.social
💖 vintage y2k doll waiting for her ken + dream house 💖
💖 silly stories + life updates 💖
💖 this is my official twitter account 💖
💖 silly stories + life updates 💖
💖 this is my official twitter account 💖
Every Woman Who Has Cohabited w a BF/ Husband Should Legally Be Allowed To Put Project Manager On Their Resume
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Every Woman Who Has Cohabited w a BF/ Husband Should Legally Be Allowed To Put Project Manager On Their Resume
for whom the taco bells
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
for whom the taco bells
also as I get into my 30s I just realised the other day basically every gay my age will have gone through twink death soon if not already and this fills me w so much sadness I might never have a twink best friend again if I don't find one soon... nature is so cruel ...
October 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
also as I get into my 30s I just realised the other day basically every gay my age will have gone through twink death soon if not already and this fills me w so much sadness I might never have a twink best friend again if I don't find one soon... nature is so cruel ...
being called gorgeous by a straight man feels wrong it should be illegal like there should be a list of approved non icky terms they have to read off of
October 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
being called gorgeous by a straight man feels wrong it should be illegal like there should be a list of approved non icky terms they have to read off of
it's rly fun how millennials and gen zs who have not had to job hunt during the post AI recession hiring freeze era have morphed into boomers abt how jobs work within 2 years lol
October 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it's rly fun how millennials and gen zs who have not had to job hunt during the post AI recession hiring freeze era have morphed into boomers abt how jobs work within 2 years lol
I love to tell someone a story and they ignore you BC they don't care and you finish the story anyway
July 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I love to tell someone a story and they ignore you BC they don't care and you finish the story anyway
can we bring the Jonas brothers back to complete this recession indicator thing. maybe a lil duet w demi lovato
June 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
can we bring the Jonas brothers back to complete this recession indicator thing. maybe a lil duet w demi lovato
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June 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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this is the 9:47 east Midlands service to.. trembly.. calling at... queens road north... mildewdon... slourghenge... bottomsbrough... clarkson's circus... butterhaven upon lilyhammer... and.. Trembly
June 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this is the 9:47 east Midlands service to.. trembly.. calling at... queens road north... mildewdon... slourghenge... bottomsbrough... clarkson's circus... butterhaven upon lilyhammer... and.. Trembly
does anyone else love seeing men try to navigate the grocery store without female supervision. it's like sports to me
June 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
does anyone else love seeing men try to navigate the grocery store without female supervision. it's like sports to me
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Hamtaro is looking at you.
Hamtaro wants you to win.
Hamtaro wants you to win.
a cartoon hamster is looking at itself in the mirror
Alt: A cartoon hamster, Hamtaro, is looking out the window.
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hamtaro is looking at you.
Hamtaro wants you to win.
Hamtaro wants you to win.
listening to money is everything on repeat & saying I Don't Need a Man as if I dont currently have a literal £0 savings balance rn 💖🥲
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
listening to money is everything on repeat & saying I Don't Need a Man as if I dont currently have a literal £0 savings balance rn 💖🥲
being a straight woman is so fun because you'll be going through a breakup and seriously think to yourself, "how will I find another man who ignores me to play video games that are just a picture of the world map but it's a game somehow" 🥲🥲
June 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
being a straight woman is so fun because you'll be going through a breakup and seriously think to yourself, "how will I find another man who ignores me to play video games that are just a picture of the world map but it's a game somehow" 🥲🥲
it's so hard to find people to follow on a new app & the skin hair & makeup content seems sparse here I feel like I just moved to a new city that doesn't have a Sephora 🥲🌸 this is exactly how Reba felt when she wrote I'm a survivor
June 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's so hard to find people to follow on a new app & the skin hair & makeup content seems sparse here I feel like I just moved to a new city that doesn't have a Sephora 🥲🌸 this is exactly how Reba felt when she wrote I'm a survivor
omg you can have a second profile pic behind your first one I love this 😇
June 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
omg you can have a second profile pic behind your first one I love this 😇
I love that they changed twitter's icon to a butterfly instead of a bird 🌸
June 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I love that they changed twitter's icon to a butterfly instead of a bird 🌸
1 tip I have for your job is if things are overwhelming while ur on the phone, you can change to a quiet & serious tone and say, could you please be quiet I'm on the phone, into the phone
June 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
1 tip I have for your job is if things are overwhelming while ur on the phone, you can change to a quiet & serious tone and say, could you please be quiet I'm on the phone, into the phone
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Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything
June 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything
it's not always easy being an lgbt elder (older than 25), crazy to think I have been serving fresh tuna tartare since I was just a twink in your father's eye 💖💖💖
June 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
it's not always easy being an lgbt elder (older than 25), crazy to think I have been serving fresh tuna tartare since I was just a twink in your father's eye 💖💖💖
this is my first post on my twitter account 💖💖 hello everyone 💖💖
June 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
this is my first post on my twitter account 💖💖 hello everyone 💖💖