Inb4 "tariffs postponed to November 1st". Art of the deal!

Didn't this happen in 2018 too? Every 2 weeks announce China trade talks, initiate market rally, repeat

'All money will be due and payable'... the framing suggests that it's still too much to hope that he actually knows (or cares) what a tariff is

Really remarkably consistent middle six-ing despite the aging.

The general idea is usually 'would you like it if the opposing party could benefit from this' and I think these rulings say a lot about how willing they will be to let anyone else have power ever again.

Thanks for reopening that particular wound

Sorry it's not your fault, it's just because he got confused with the whole 'Emperor' thing

It's the penguin island

I love the idea that prefixing anything with 'freedom' can hotwire the average American's brain into liking it. Company Town = bad, Freedom City = good?

She's trying to seize a tragedy for personal profit! We're the only ones allowed to do that!

"There is no inflation if people are too poor to buy things" is a hell of a take