fElon Musk
@felonmusk2025.bsky.social
He/Him.
They're lying to you.
They're lying to you.
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fElon Musk
@felonmusk2025.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Dear MAGA,
They're lying to you.
They're lying to you.
We have to get someone elected in a warm state for Bernie's sake.
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
We have to get someone elected in a warm state for Bernie's sake.
Dear NFL... let's start another tradition. Instead of gifting Dallas and Detroit Thanksgiving, you give it to the Superbowl participants from the previous year.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Dear NFL... let's start another tradition. Instead of gifting Dallas and Detroit Thanksgiving, you give it to the Superbowl participants from the previous year.
Who are we fooling at this point? We could release the Epstein videos and MAGA would still defend Trump. "It was consensual.", they'd chirp back.
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Who are we fooling at this point? We could release the Epstein videos and MAGA would still defend Trump. "It was consensual.", they'd chirp back.
I want to like Costco so much. But Sam's is just better. Maybe if it were less busy, they could be more organized and we wouldn't be tripping over every other person.
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I want to like Costco so much. But Sam's is just better. Maybe if it were less busy, they could be more organized and we wouldn't be tripping over every other person.
Every cult needs a martyr.
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Every cult needs a martyr.
What better way to remember Charlie Kirk than to release the Epstein Files.
September 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What better way to remember Charlie Kirk than to release the Epstein Files.
Everyone saw the little boy poking the beehive over and over again. When they swarmed and killed him, we were all devastated... but we weren't surprised.
September 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Everyone saw the little boy poking the beehive over and over again. When they swarmed and killed him, we were all devastated... but we weren't surprised.
@mlb.com How about a salary cap for non-homegrown players only? This will help teams keep their players and stop certain teams from outspending smaller markets.
July 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
@mlb.com How about a salary cap for non-homegrown players only? This will help teams keep their players and stop certain teams from outspending smaller markets.
@snapchatsupport.bsky.social How do I stop your ads from going into my account? It is sending me notifications too. I dont want to shut notifications off. But I'll delete the whole app if I have to.
July 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@snapchatsupport.bsky.social How do I stop your ads from going into my account? It is sending me notifications too. I dont want to shut notifications off. But I'll delete the whole app if I have to.
Has anyone checked on Rudy Giuliani in a while.
a man in a hat is laying down and says mortimer ? we 're back !!
ALT: a man in a hat is laying down and says mortimer ? we 're back !!
media.tenor.com
June 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Has anyone checked on Rudy Giuliani in a while.
"Radical Democrats Politicians" and "Execute our plans"
What a crazy time to choose those words.
What a crazy time to choose those words.
June 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Radical Democrats Politicians" and "Execute our plans"
What a crazy time to choose those words.
What a crazy time to choose those words.
Has anyone checked on trumpy today after his birthday party failed?
a man wearing a christmas sweater and a santa hat .
ALT: a man wearing a christmas sweater and a santa hat .
media.tenor.com
June 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Has anyone checked on trumpy today after his birthday party failed?
This is a good time to remind career officials at the DOJ that it's illegal to follow unlawful orders.
Ex. A sexual predator tells their personal attorney (and your boss) to shred documents related to some island visits.
Ex. A sexual predator tells their personal attorney (and your boss) to shred documents related to some island visits.
June 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is a good time to remind career officials at the DOJ that it's illegal to follow unlawful orders.
Ex. A sexual predator tells their personal attorney (and your boss) to shred documents related to some island visits.
Ex. A sexual predator tells their personal attorney (and your boss) to shred documents related to some island visits.
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Unbelievable!
Today, San Diego witnessed a government-sanctioned kidnapping. ICE stormed Buona Forchetta in military gear ripping workers away, then unleashing tear gas and smoke on the terrified community. Full on police state, fascism now used on American citizens. Stay aware.
#OnYourSide
Today, San Diego witnessed a government-sanctioned kidnapping. ICE stormed Buona Forchetta in military gear ripping workers away, then unleashing tear gas and smoke on the terrified community. Full on police state, fascism now used on American citizens. Stay aware.
#OnYourSide
May 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Unbelievable!
Today, San Diego witnessed a government-sanctioned kidnapping. ICE stormed Buona Forchetta in military gear ripping workers away, then unleashing tear gas and smoke on the terrified community. Full on police state, fascism now used on American citizens. Stay aware.
#OnYourSide
Today, San Diego witnessed a government-sanctioned kidnapping. ICE stormed Buona Forchetta in military gear ripping workers away, then unleashing tear gas and smoke on the terrified community. Full on police state, fascism now used on American citizens. Stay aware.
#OnYourSide
What I see when friends and family post today on Facebook today.
April 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What I see when friends and family post today on Facebook today.
Dear MAGA,
They're lying to you.
They're lying to you.
March 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Dear MAGA,
They're lying to you.
They're lying to you.
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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
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Dear Canada and Mexico,
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
February 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dear Canada and Mexico,
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
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We have a reality tv game show host for a “president” and reality tv star for a “transportation secretary” and a morning tv “news” anchor for a “defense secretary”.
So things are going about as well as expected.
So things are going about as well as expected.
January 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We have a reality tv game show host for a “president” and reality tv star for a “transportation secretary” and a morning tv “news” anchor for a “defense secretary”.
So things are going about as well as expected.
So things are going about as well as expected.
Totally not in it for the money. Just making sacrifices to make aMERICA great again. 👎
The incoming first couple have launched a pair of meme coins in the leadup to president-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration.
Melania Trump launched her cryptocurrency $MELANIA in a social media post Sunday, sending her husband’s cryptocurrency $TRUMP, announced two days earlier, plummeting.
Melania Trump launched her cryptocurrency $MELANIA in a social media post Sunday, sending her husband’s cryptocurrency $TRUMP, announced two days earlier, plummeting.
Donald and Melania Trump launch a pair of meme coins ahead of inauguration | CNN Business
The incoming first couple have launched a pair of meme coins in the leadup to President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration.
www.cnn.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Totally not in it for the money. Just making sacrifices to make aMERICA great again. 👎
Dear DNC, GET A CANDIDATE IN THE NEWS NOW FOR 2028!
Also, why are you not in this APP?
Also, why are you not in this APP?
January 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Dear DNC, GET A CANDIDATE IN THE NEWS NOW FOR 2028!
Also, why are you not in this APP?
Also, why are you not in this APP?