fElon Mush
@felonmush.bsky.social
The people voted for major government reform…instead they got me!!
President of SpaceX, Tesla, Starlink, X and USA.
Future President of Germany, UK, Greenland, Canada and Panama
Make Ketamine Great Again!
(PARODY ACCOUNT)
President of SpaceX, Tesla, Starlink, X and USA.
Future President of Germany, UK, Greenland, Canada and Panama
Make Ketamine Great Again!
(PARODY ACCOUNT)
I’m allergic to apologies, it’s affects my thin skin!
January 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m allergic to apologies, it’s affects my thin skin!
I don’t do it… just buy it and take all the credit 😏
January 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don’t do it… just buy it and take all the credit 😏
Go me don’t you mean?
January 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Go me don’t you mean?
I just bought it instead, far easier!
January 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I just bought it instead, far easier!
They won’t have me back!
January 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
They won’t have me back!
Not true, they now follow my protocol 😏
January 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not true, they now follow my protocol 😏
I’m aiming higher and hoping to be banned from earth. Mars here I come 😏
January 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m aiming higher and hoping to be banned from earth. Mars here I come 😏
I still have to beat the Catholic Church on that one! 😏
January 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I still have to beat the Catholic Church on that one! 😏
Fuck tons of money and a monopoly get out of jail free card!
January 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Fuck tons of money and a monopoly get out of jail free card!
No!! I am Adrian Dittman 😏
January 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No!! I am Adrian Dittman 😏
I would suggest considering the English Supreme Court setup (judges appointed by an independent body, separate to politicians or peer lords) but I’m too busy attempting to undermine the UK legal system for my own personal gain 😏
January 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I would suggest considering the English Supreme Court setup (judges appointed by an independent body, separate to politicians or peer lords) but I’m too busy attempting to undermine the UK legal system for my own personal gain 😏
I just want to be more like my British bestie 😉
January 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I just want to be more like my British bestie 😉
Plenty more cringe to come from yours truly, Kettius Maximus! 😉
January 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Plenty more cringe to come from yours truly, Kettius Maximus! 😉
It’s why I have sought sanctuary here on bsky 😎
December 31, 2024 at 2:03 PM
It’s why I have sought sanctuary here on bsky 😎
Don’t worry….I’m not going anywhere until I have finished my 4-year term, with my VP Don and my boss Vlad. 😉
December 31, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Don’t worry….I’m not going anywhere until I have finished my 4-year term, with my VP Don and my boss Vlad. 😉