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Felonix
@felonix.bsky.social
Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never ever eat pears!

I post ancient memes, video game takes and random thoughts about movies and cats

Current game: Dragon Age: Origins (Never Played!)
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Introduction? Sure!

Hi, I’m Felonix! I quote stale memes. My amazing girlfriend @samyah-hani.bsky.social and I have 2 cats and 3 1/2 alive plants!

🎮KH
🎮Mass Effect
🎮Red Dead
🎮LoZ
🎮Satisfactory
🎮RoR2
🎮Pokemon
🎮Civ
🎞️HTTYD
🎞️BTTF
🎞️Bullet Train
🎞️Interstellar
🎞️Marvel
📺FMA:B
📺The Office
📺SpyXFamily
📺MHA
Movies you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only
February 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Some great games with important messaging here!!
February 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If you see this, quote with a game you’ve replayed multiple times.
February 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Been playing the Monster Hunter: Wilds beta. I thankfully am playing a beautiful game made in 2025. @samyah-hani.bsky.social, however, is remembering how great the PS1 truly was.
February 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Someone should make a wax model of Ben Stiller for a wax museum and label it Ben Stillest.
February 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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“I’m just going to start buying digital PlayStation games, it’s much more convenient”
February 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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i love when food guidance for pets is stricter than for humans. if you search whether cats can eat sushi, some people say no bc the cat might get parasites. as if I ought not share my lunch, that I am eating, because it's too low quality for the animal that voluntarily drinks my toilet bowl water
January 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I haven’t posted in a while, letting a lot of things slide lately. Marvel Rivals has me in a vice grip 😂
a computer generated image of a blue light beam coming from a triangle .
ALT: a computer generated image of a blue light beam coming from a triangle .
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December 10, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I can’t be the only person here excited for Marvel Rivals to drop right? OW was an absolute blast for me when it came out, but I eventually fell off like I think most of my friends did.
a shark is wearing a pink scarf and smiling .
ALT: a shark is wearing a pink scarf and smiling .
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December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Finally got to watch Transformers: Rise of the Beasts tonight. Not only was this probably the best of the live action movies…

I was right. Earth is not Unicron. 🥲
EARTH IS NOT UNICRON.
EARTH IS NOT UNICRON.
EARTH.
IS.
NOT.
UNICRON.

Ugh. Def had some fun parts in the movie but there are just too many inconsistencies in both plot and shots. Anthony Hopkins and Cogman were fun but everything else…
December 2, 2024 at 5:00 AM
My amazing girlfriend @samyah-hani.bsky.social got me quite possibly the best anniversary gift ever this year with a much needed upgrade to my monitor setup. I’m forever grateful for this amazing woman and everything she does!!
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 AM
My mom likes to make calendars with family submitted photos of our pets each year. As the month ends, please enjoy one of my personal favorites:

Nora realizing she doesn’t know the rules of dominoes
November 29, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Finished rewatching “Transformers: The Last Knight” tonight thinking “maybe it isn’t as bad as I remember.”

It’s not.

It’s worse. So, so much worse.
November 28, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say, ROUND!
I like rusty spoons
November 27, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Follow and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl - Ultimate Edition (Steam) codes courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social (giveaway ends Nov 27 - 6 PM PT. Eligible wolrdwide except Russia/Belarus)

the game is also 20% off at Gamesplanet w/ code STALKER buff.ly/3YL63fd
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
And here we see a mother American Eagle in the wild leading her baby American Eaglets to their migration runway. Truly a beautiful sight.
November 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 PM
PS/Xbox/Steam etc should allow multiple trophy sessions for games. Too often I’m replaying a game I love but missing that beautiful pop up because I already got it my first time through

Could combine them all for completion or even have a “Times Platinumed/100%” mark on or beside the achievement
November 26, 2024 at 3:17 PM
You know the worst part of baking?

Any step that requires plastic wrap
November 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
What movie made you ugly cry?

For me, it’s a toss-up, but most recently…
November 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
If you see this post your favorite kids show you watched!
November 24, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Pros: I get to play D&D today.

Cons: I have to go do prep, I am the DM and session is in 3 hours.

Whoops.
November 24, 2024 at 2:31 PM
A whole chamber of Ecco? I mean, that’s gotta be worth something, right?
November 24, 2024 at 3:47 AM
if you see this, post a GIF of your favourite Doctor 💕 #DoctorWho
November 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM