Handelious Felonious
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from Al Gore’s internet I stab at thee!
I am of the belief that the sex cult was a stand in for Bill’s imagination. I mean it literally happens, it’s not a dream, and yes it’s an allegory to the Epstein’s of the world…. But its role is to physicalize Bill’s imagination of how the world thinks about sex after his wife’s admission.
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I am of the belief that the sex cult was a stand in for Bill’s imagination. I mean it literally happens, it’s not a dream, and yes it’s an allegory to the Epstein’s of the world…. But its role is to physicalize Bill’s imagination of how the world thinks about sex after his wife’s admission.
they burned the tapes! where is the DOJ on that?!?
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
they burned the tapes! where is the DOJ on that?!?
What hangs over the jet bridge before you board your plane to Tanzania in shackles
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
What hangs over the jet bridge before you board your plane to Tanzania in shackles
The ask should be to shut the whole thing down until the presidents personal police force is disbanded and the maybe shit it down a bit more.
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The ask should be to shut the whole thing down until the presidents personal police force is disbanded and the maybe shit it down a bit more.
Nobody cares, it’s all optics. This is the meme president. Just make noise. Nobody cares about your budgetary beurocratic bull shit!
January 30, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Nobody cares, it’s all optics. This is the meme president. Just make noise. Nobody cares about your budgetary beurocratic bull shit!
For real! AFL-CIO president George Meany can’t join the platform because he’s dead.
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 AM
For real! AFL-CIO president George Meany can’t join the platform because he’s dead.
“I had 35 on 12 shots”
And
“I have yet to see that”
Sublime, he needs to replace Shaq asap on TV
And
“I have yet to see that”
Sublime, he needs to replace Shaq asap on TV
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 PM
“I had 35 on 12 shots”
And
“I have yet to see that”
Sublime, he needs to replace Shaq asap on TV
And
“I have yet to see that”
Sublime, he needs to replace Shaq asap on TV
only I watch sports the right way
YOU watch sports wrong and are therefore morally inferior
YOU watch sports wrong and are therefore morally inferior
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
only I watch sports the right way
YOU watch sports wrong and are therefore morally inferior
YOU watch sports wrong and are therefore morally inferior
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The problem is they are adjudicating this as if it were an NFL replay of a catch. Her framing of questions already assumes that his murder could be justified or not by analyzing a video. The questions should forcing accountability of the government through the presumption of innocence.
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The problem is they are adjudicating this as if it were an NFL replay of a catch. Her framing of questions already assumes that his murder could be justified or not by analyzing a video. The questions should forcing accountability of the government through the presumption of innocence.
I think all owners are like this. Some have better staff limiting their tv exposure than others.
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I think all owners are like this. Some have better staff limiting their tv exposure than others.
The problem is they are adjudicating this as if it were an NFL replay of a catch. Her framing of questions already assumes that his murder could be justified or not by analyzing a video. The questions should forcing accountability of the government through the presumption of innocence.
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The problem is they are adjudicating this as if it were an NFL replay of a catch. Her framing of questions already assumes that his murder could be justified or not by analyzing a video. The questions should forcing accountability of the government through the presumption of innocence.
How mad is John H that he took the giants job the day before the Bills fired McDermott?
January 25, 2026 at 2:05 PM
How mad is John H that he took the giants job the day before the Bills fired McDermott?
I have a concept of a relationship with Rihanna but you don’t see me bragging about it!
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I have a concept of a relationship with Rihanna but you don’t see me bragging about it!
I laughed , realized it was true, and then died
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I laughed , realized it was true, and then died
Or her recovering meth addicted cousin
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Or her recovering meth addicted cousin
He has her eyes
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
He has her eyes
we have witnessed the return of college Reggie Bush to earth
January 20, 2026 at 3:52 AM
we have witnessed the return of college Reggie Bush to earth
Big drive here
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Big drive here
Say what you will, but collinsworth would at least give a “uh yeah, it’s complicated for sure” followed by 2 chuckles
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Say what you will, but collinsworth would at least give a “uh yeah, it’s complicated for sure” followed by 2 chuckles