Time for a not-so-regularly-scheduled update!
The country is collapsing, shit sucks everywhere, the city I live in has the Nat'l Guard flooding in, and power's out for a quarter of the city from the storm last night.

But I can still turn around naked and cup-check someone with my schmeat. XD

Seems I've got a wonderful new pup in my pocket. He's a delight; haven't been this, stress free in some time.

Though some... Side effects have occured. Now none of my pants fit me anymore... I'd take a photo, but bare skin ain't a thing on this profile, Doods.

•Number of times I've been stopped at the grocery store for shoplifting: 7, as of tonight

•Number of times I was ACTUALLY shoplifting: 0

•Number of Loss Prevention staff I've traumatized when learning that the "Shoplifted Item" was, in reality, my knee-smacking schween: 15, as of tonight

Oi...

An side effect of my new meds is that it's caused my already sky-high libido into low-orbit. I've legit been nonstop horny ever since I took my first dose.
WELL
I went to the Corner store, popped a random hard-on at the register, and tore right through my favorite denim jeans.
Very sad...

It's a shame... Been on several dates the past month, but they always ghost me when they realize I'm an over-hung freak of nature. On one hand, it pleases me to know my in-built kickstand can instill such emotions in another. On the other, when the emotion is fear, things get kinda lonely...

I am a simple man. I see someone a foot & a half shorter than me, neurons activate.
On the downside, most people are as such, when you're already over 6 feet tall.

It's been almost 2 months... I need to bust BAD. The huevos are so swollen it's almost impossible to walk. Daddy Tripod needs a mouth. NOW.

I keep forgetting just how awkward Thanksgiving is. Hormonal gigantism makes for awkward conversation when the extended family asks about my odd limp and why a certain spot keeps moving after I've stopped walking. The siblings and parentals have no filter, sadly... So, yay awkwardness...

Mental note: Wear boxers when not home alone, so as not to give my subs a concussion when quickly turning around.
Have I done this more than once? Yes. Will I remember to actually put on some boxers? No. Will the pup recover from the surprise headshot? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Wait...

Getting ready for bed, heated blanket & all. Wanna come cuddle with Daddy Tripod?

Solid start to joining bluesky. Been here for two days and my presence already gave the platform a stroke. My B, guys. XD

Late start to a colder day (it's only 20°, but you're not gonna get much colder this close to the equator, so take what you can get). Nothing like some coffee in your sleepwear, aye? Daddy Tripod's finally starting the day!

Congrats! You found me, likely from Discord or Facebook, and you likely know why I go by what I go by (hooray for Hormonal Gigantism)!
Your prize?