Feloni Mayhem
@felonimayhem.bsky.social
Taking over the internet one squirrel at a time.
Another guy who lived in an airport for years because he couldn't get past customs.
January 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Another guy who lived in an airport for years because he couldn't get past customs.
Trying to catch 40 winks on a palette of Doritos.
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Trying to catch 40 winks on a palette of Doritos.
I imagine lutefisk doesn't smell too rosy.
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I imagine lutefisk doesn't smell too rosy.
Imagine a dimension consisting entirely of grocery stores... Would long-term survival be possible? Some probably have microwaves for cooking, but where would you sleep?
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Imagine a dimension consisting entirely of grocery stores... Would long-term survival be possible? Some probably have microwaves for cooking, but where would you sleep?
I have had some good mochi ice cream.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I have had some good mochi ice cream.
Probably safer than the Dionysius bar, where they keep serving you drinks until you're unconscious (and possibly afterward too).
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Probably safer than the Dionysius bar, where they keep serving you drinks until you're unconscious (and possibly afterward too).
Quite a steal! My copies are busy gathering dust while their game save batteries eventually die, alas.
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Quite a steal! My copies are busy gathering dust while their game save batteries eventually die, alas.
Fancy! Wish I could visit your world in real life as well as the comics.
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Fancy! Wish I could visit your world in real life as well as the comics.
Both are nice, but the fire is really pretty.
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Both are nice, but the fire is really pretty.
Hilarity ensues when the kids outnumber the parents. Four kids in my family, heh.
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Hilarity ensues when the kids outnumber the parents. Four kids in my family, heh.
They look like they could be in the NFL playoffs this year!
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
They look like they could be in the NFL playoffs this year!
Maybe something like a Viking funeral, those could be really cool.
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Maybe something like a Viking funeral, those could be really cool.
Ooo, you're getting implants? Can't wait to see the outcome!
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Ooo, you're getting implants? Can't wait to see the outcome!
Coffins don't really qualify. You get one outfit and maybe one keepsake, that's all. Not enough signs of personal lunacy.
January 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Coffins don't really qualify. You get one outfit and maybe one keepsake, that's all. Not enough signs of personal lunacy.
Death will come for me someday. I hope there's some sort of anthropomorphic representation waiting for me, instead of just the void.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Death will come for me someday. I hope there's some sort of anthropomorphic representation waiting for me, instead of just the void.
So much lost history, burning of the library in Alexandria and all the rest of things lost to time. Even in the modern era, we've lost most of the video games ever made, they're unplayable now. Including the ones I made for my Radio Shack Color Computer in the 1980s.
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
So much lost history, burning of the library in Alexandria and all the rest of things lost to time. Even in the modern era, we've lost most of the video games ever made, they're unplayable now. Including the ones I made for my Radio Shack Color Computer in the 1980s.
Yep, cats are generally much meaner to prey animals than to the rest of us.
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Yep, cats are generally much meaner to prey animals than to the rest of us.
Warmwind and Zeus both doing detective work on the same case for different reasons, hmm...
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Warmwind and Zeus both doing detective work on the same case for different reasons, hmm...
The Greek philosophy of souls is pretty cool.
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The Greek philosophy of souls is pretty cool.
I hope their tenth lives are as much fun as their previous nine.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I hope their tenth lives are as much fun as their previous nine.
I found you here, yay!
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I found you here, yay!
It's heavily Republican, which can be a good or bad thing. The kids seems happy there though, which is a positive sign.
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It's heavily Republican, which can be a good or bad thing. The kids seems happy there though, which is a positive sign.
I hope next year goes well for you. Keep on trucking!
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I hope next year goes well for you. Keep on trucking!
I'm glad. Aldi usually has good prices for most things.
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I'm glad. Aldi usually has good prices for most things.
Kind of scary when you realize you're the missing toy from the blind box set.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Kind of scary when you realize you're the missing toy from the blind box set.