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@fellmanator.bsky.social
bagel enthusiast. new yorker. mom.
One of my favorite things about having a kid is (1) I have an excuse to buy googley eyes all the time (2) I find them in silly places all over the house.
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One of my favorite things about having a kid is (1) I have an excuse to buy googley eyes all the time (2) I find them in silly places all over the house.
The first person who creates a biodegradable, quiet potato chip bag must win the Nobel Peace Prize. (On behalf of parents of light sleepers everywhere, plz hurry up!)
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The first person who creates a biodegradable, quiet potato chip bag must win the Nobel Peace Prize. (On behalf of parents of light sleepers everywhere, plz hurry up!)
Me: Relaxing
My 4 year old: Mom what other things do you do to relax? Do you put pickles on your eyes?
Me: Do you mean cucumbers?
My 4 year old: Ok, sure.
My 4 year old: Mom what other things do you do to relax? Do you put pickles on your eyes?
Me: Do you mean cucumbers?
My 4 year old: Ok, sure.
January 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me: Relaxing
My 4 year old: Mom what other things do you do to relax? Do you put pickles on your eyes?
Me: Do you mean cucumbers?
My 4 year old: Ok, sure.
My 4 year old: Mom what other things do you do to relax? Do you put pickles on your eyes?
Me: Do you mean cucumbers?
My 4 year old: Ok, sure.
Crap. Left my keys in 2024.
January 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Crap. Left my keys in 2024.