It looks like Bluesky has declared the drunk to now be Hagueseth. I like this.

EA retains creative control, but who now controls how EA will use that control?

Oh, no! Now the unaltered propaganda Kegsbreath approves will only be found in these niche outlets and the real reporting will come from other more reputable sources.

Wait, what's changing then?

I eliminated 85% of my ejaculate from my old Micro Machines

Oh yeah?

Trade secret: the name is just marketing psychology. The flavor is actually candy corn.

Bad news for Strait. There are garage bands that could bring a bigger number than that

4/4 Rest well, Drew, thank you for everything ❤️

This is like early in his first term when the confused rants on Android were all his and the concise policy statements on iphone were Omarosa. So who's the current Omarosa?