This error was somehow both the apex and nadir of my newspaper career. I learned a lot when I spotted the problem the next day

Indeed! His doctor was an AI, too, albeit a better one than the chatbot my insurer has

I can’t believe I’m going to actually type this but I think tumtum incompatibility was a plot point on an episode of Enterprise. I guess the food magic happens later? Also I read someone’s lil joke about how all replicator food is vegan. So beam me up already I’m down

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Foot + Dick

I got married three years ago and still get wedding related targeted ads. The world is a magical place and life is an adventure but people usually have more mattresses in a lifetime than weddings. Maybe targeted ads are dumb??

1. Yes we have ALL heard about the unusually high suicide rate of firefighters
2. Ever heard of a firefighter stopping a car, murdering the driver, and getting away with it?