The current exchange rate is 1 bad pun for 1 stomp. Unfortunately the market is flooded and punishing every bad joke can make paws pretty sore~

However! Good puns are at a premium; for good puns youll get a cute laugh, called an idiot, and trampled for hours under giggly pads~

Trapped in a single bead of milky white~

Getting weaker and weaker as little sperms swim and swirl all around you in a gentle dance~

To them, its home... to you, its a salty sweet hell you can never leave~

Meanwhile, the boy above continues to nap; his wet dream not caring for either of you~

Oooh~! Exciting~

Looking forward to seeing how it goes! Multiple mice with extreme angles sounds like heaven to me~

You can have my water derg and my own fennec to choose from; I leave it up to you!

Happy 300, and happy early birthday!

Its funny how something as simple as a step can end it all while you wield that weapon~

Its almost unfair, all the struggle and trial... just to have it end under someones feet. Its merciful that you just smash them underpad; some take it slow, and the lack of shoes just makes it slower...

Give a steam bath under my paws~

Dont worry, its clean! Perks of being a water dragon!

Dont mind the heat! Or the pressure of my feet... or the fact I'm grinding you rather roughly underpaw, enjoying the ticke you make. All part of the process, promise.

Whats that? Youre done?

I dont think so~

The choice of furries to use a shrinking gun instead of conventional arms really was the end...

Batteries more compact than bullets, the weapon more effective at clearing cover...

The hardest part was just walking forward and crushing the resistance. Hands raised... praying... as shadow falls~

You get; the annihilation of your entire pathetic species, with the luckiest being consumed in a godly shot of sticky white.

I get; to destroy the existence of billions while releasing a bit of pent up tension in my aching loins~

To be fair, the microbes on their floating orbs get the better deal~

Its an odd type of monster, its paws as black as the night sky...

I hear it prefers to use them for catching those who wander on a wrong trail, stumbling blindly.

If you ever feel the earth rumble while on a midnight trail, remember; look to the sky, and if the stars are gone... its too late~

Oh aren't they just the worst~?

They get into everything and don't even have the courtesy to be at all subtle about their antics!

That one is a perfect example! Ran right in front of your deadly paws, then just stared at you when caught!

That swift stomp was more than they deserve...

Well well well~

I just so happen to be a big-dick haver when a horny little bug boy manifests from the void~ Lucky me...

Hope you like it hot little Jackal, because this fluff dragon has a cock like a sauna that's eager to make you into a roommate~

Residency is permanent; rent is in licks~

Aren't we all? ;3

*Presents blue pads in a wiggling flex of toe beans*

Just be sure to dry them off when you're done~

Also is it still considered a harness if you tie them in shoelaces