He has some options to choose from his bigly amazing nft cards. Here is a nice classy alternative( please insert appropriate levels of sarcasm when reading. Appropriate level here is high):

Found this on reddit. Appears to be a transcript of the article. You did ask for a "grift" article...

Lets do this!

This is the pme they are referring to. Sources appreciated.

Share with abandon!

Ok well looks like there is finally some protest in the offing. Find your state, find your location and find your way there if you can!