Not entirely true :) Sure, he loves to take it but he can dish it too (ask Basil ;) ).

Wait, wait, wait... It's supposed to be The Onion. How come you are reporting true, established facts?

😉

I plead guilty on all charges and humbly accept my "punishment" (you big, sexy, muscle momma) ;)

Team tits. Although, personality-wise I would prefer Violet.

Excellent fusion of classical Greece, Rubens and mega boobs trend ;)

I used to love it. It was such a nice drunkard song. But then they used it in that one movie, it got crazy popular and before long every drunk frat boy was bellowing it at three am outside the dorm. Now I can't love it anymore...

I feel seen 😅

Basil is great :) I love his (their?) attitude - "I swim with my tail not my crotch".

Yeah, sad but true. It's "First they came for the socialists..." all over again

Being non-native English speaker and more of a sci-fi reader most of the jokes and references fly right over my head :)

Therefore my favourite flavor of Munchkin is actually Steampunk. Cheers!

With some good smut about them too ;)

Well, Lorka being evil all along might explain it ;)

So you've joined the club of artists with severe drawing hand problems Adam Warren of "Empowered" is in? Take your time mate. We don't have cyber limbs with enough dexterity yet ;)

Natalie and Richard? I need to see this in a comic :)

My first thought as well.