Catfish
felinophile.bsky.social
Catfish
@felinophile.bsky.social
I am neither a fish nor a cat. Crafty, Arty type. Cats, food, zombies, old video games. Australian, cunt! I do bad pet art, preferably for charities, but ...
24 hours and counting since addition of stealth rubber ducks...
#rubberduck #prank
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Lego you can eat yay!
#lego #chocolate
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Test stair done. Think this is going to work 😺
#diy #blue
May 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I would like to do deeply unpleasant things to each of the 8-ish persons who added a layer of pain to this mess

#diy #fuckrightoff
April 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Annoying neighbour apparently trying to hire Boyo for Tradie things. This would NOT be a good idea.

#hellno #diy #fuckrightoff
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You are a menace to society and pot plants

#cats
April 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So my phone has decided that socks should be autoducked to Dick.

#fail #autoduck
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Today we are 6.
Happy Birthday my gorgeous Void.
#cats #voidcats
April 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How to stop cat from yeeting all the rubber ducks?

#cats
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Morning Hon. There is a sock tucked in your arse.

#fail
April 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Well Fuckit, there is hole in my bucket.
April 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Highly disappointed in the lack of April Fools tricks. Here's hoping for something more as the dateline crosses over

#aprilfools
April 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Reposted by Catfish
If anyone reading this is a fan of cat shelters that don't arbitrarily euthanise cats and kittens for dubious reasons, I would like to draw your attention to Rescue Cats Safe Haven in southern Tasmania. Please throw some money their way, because they deserve it!

rescuecatssafehaven.com.au/donate/
March 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hello, have a happy
#flowers #prettyshit #justbecause
March 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Meat meat meat meat
#pms #feedme
March 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hmmm this oven does not have a timer & off switch connection. Must become actively attentive.
March 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Hour and a half on hold to get a water meter reading because their web links don't work.

Angry enough to eat bricks.
March 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The one day I will indulge Americans on their silly date system. Happy Pi/e Day. Steak & Stout

#pie #piday #food
March 14, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Reposted by Catfish
Climate change is making it harder to sleep - on average, you are losing 44 hours of sleep a year due to higher temperatures.
March 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Reading up on removing yuccas. Buying this house may have been a dire mistake.

#gardening #wtf
March 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Dust bunnies are highly overrated as pets.

#movinghouse #allergy
March 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Day 2: have not yet met fatal misadventure involving a cat and a staircase.
February 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ceremony of the nail. @flurf.net

Yes, I now own a house.
February 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
There are cat biscuits in my bra.
#cats #fail
February 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Ten thousand points for teenage gardening minion!
#henchpersons
February 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM