Can Musk fix this? He’s “working 25/8” at Tesla…but won’t quit D.O.G.E. “It’s critical,” he insists. Final take: Either he revives Tesla or ends up a cautionary meme. Stay tuned—and maybe short the stock.
April 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can Musk fix this? He’s “working 25/8” at Tesla…but won’t quit D.O.G.E. “It’s critical,” he insists. Final take: Either he revives Tesla or ends up a cautionary meme. Stay tuned—and maybe short the stock.
Analysts call Tesla’s future “grim.” Rivals like Ford and BYD are eating its lunch. Even Musk’s “AI breakthroughs” got eyerolls: “Wake us when the Cybertruck doesn’t rust in rain,” sneered a Wall Street tabby
April 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Analysts call Tesla’s future “grim.” Rivals like Ford and BYD are eating its lunch. Even Musk’s “AI breakthroughs” got eyerolls: “Wake us when the Cybertruck doesn’t rust in rain,” sneered a Wall Street tabby
Musk clashed with Trump’s trade advisor Peter Navarro, calling him a “clown” for mocking Tesla as “just assemblers.” Navarro fired back: “Real CEOs build things.” Musk then donated $250M to Trump’s campaign. Totally unrelated, right? 🤡💼
April 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Musk clashed with Trump’s trade advisor Peter Navarro, calling him a “clown” for mocking Tesla as “just assemblers.” Navarro fired back: “Real CEOs build things.” Musk then donated $250M to Trump’s campaign. Totally unrelated, right? 🤡💼
Tariff wars bite: Tesla’s China-dependent supply chain is buckling. “Trade policies could gut us,” warned execs. Musk claims “local factories will save us,” but investors aren’t buying it. Shares rose 5% post-announcement—pure copium
April 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tariff wars bite: Tesla’s China-dependent supply chain is buckling. “Trade policies could gut us,” warned execs. Musk claims “local factories will save us,” but investors aren’t buying it. Shares rose 5% post-announcement—pure copium
Boycotts rage globally: “STOP POLITICAL LARPING AND FIX THE %$#@ CARS!” Tesla sales dropped 20%, shares nosedived 37%. Trump’s team insists Musk’s “temporary” gig might stretch…indefinitely. “We need his meme magic,” said a source. 🐦⬛💸
April 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Boycotts rage globally: “STOP POLITICAL LARPING AND FIX THE %$#@ CARS!” Tesla sales dropped 20%, shares nosedived 37%. Trump’s team insists Musk’s “temporary” gig might stretch…indefinitely. “We need his meme magic,” said a source. 🐦⬛💸
Tesla CEO Elon Musk is scaling back his role in Trump’s D.O.G.E. Council after profits plummeted 70%. Critics blame his political “side quest” for neglecting Tesla’s crumbling sales. “Focusing on Tesla now,” he vowed. Sure, buddy. 😒🔋
April 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tesla CEO Elon Musk is scaling back his role in Trump’s D.O.G.E. Council after profits plummeted 70%. Critics blame his political “side quest” for neglecting Tesla’s crumbling sales. “Focusing on Tesla now,” he vowed. Sure, buddy. 😒🔋