Funny thing is someone’s kid drew this and they posted it on the helm site and I just thought it was funny enough to share. I don’t even think it was someone I follow lol

If a milkshake duck tells on themselves like this… is it still a milkshake duck? I defer to @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social on this one

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR A WHILE!!

I’m certain history books will call this time WW3
…or if publishing trends continue I suspect it will be something more like

Skibidi Toilet Presents:
WAR! or
Arrogance, Ambivalence, and Algorithms: Your Guide Global Collapse
brought to you by Palantir

It’s even Friday the 13th tomorrow

Additional glitter fact:

with the right attitude, you can send and receive glitter via fax

I have the knowledge and the collection for it. Let us make this happen.

Let’s start with one of my favorite facts is the vibrators back when they were called “facial massagers” were regulated by the FDA

One of my favorite things about Dutch is that their word for “gloves” translates to “hand shoes”

Wait a minute, I got that recession smell. That lack of housing smell.
We have all the smells,
While Trump is catching L's
We at the recession.
We at the housing crisis
we at the combination recession and a housing a crisis

Are those one hit wonders keeping her down?!?

They did give me my money back though so, at least they have great customer service.
some cunts can’t be cured.

No fraggles! Only muppets

I have absolutely no ability to process how funny I find all of this