I CANNOT FIX GROCERY PRICES! WHEN YOU HAVE 2 MASSIVE WARS, A PANDEMIC, RAMPANT CORPORATE GREED, INFLATION, AND A TERRIBLE MINIMUM WAGE, STUFF COSTS A LOT!

A VOTE FOR ME FOR GROCERIES IS LIKE VOTING FOR P DIDDY TO ENSURE CHILD SAFETY! DOWNRIGHT IDIOTIC! SAD!

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MY SON TWEETED THIS! THE UNMEMORABLE ONE, NOT THE SOOTCASE ONE, OR THE COKEHEAD ONE! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE! MANIFEST DESTINY IS COMING BACK IN 2025!

#MANIFESTDESTINY #TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

MUAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED LIBERALS! I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! I AM A SUPERVILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT GLARE, THAT LIGHTING, THAT CHEAP WIG! I’M READY TO DESTROY THE US, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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I’M ANGRY! GRRRRRRRR! SO NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY INAUGURATION WITH MLK JUNIOR! WITH THE FLAGS HALF STAFF FROM COMMIE CARTER! BUT NOW IT HASNTO BE INDOORS! WHAT A SICK JOKE. LET ME PULL A WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON! THE WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW!

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TREMENDOUS FIRST DAY, SOME WOULD SAY THE BEST FIRST DAY OF ALL PRESIDENTS! I CANCELLED ALMOST 80 OF SLEEPY JOE’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS! AND NOW MY EVIL POLICIES HAVE BEEN ENACTED! ENJOY SUFFERING FUCK HEADS! ALL YOU GET IS A RENAMED GULF OF MEXICO AND MOUNT DENALI!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING!

BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain