I think Excalibur II's gotta be my favorite.

I think the worst is probably Cloud, Midgar Mercenary tbh. Absolutely zero leverage there! Even a relative layperson like me can see that the man can't swing it for shit like that.

The Great Vowel Shift and its far-reaching effects on the English language's development into the goofy-ass patchwork quilt the language we know today. Specifically around the 1440's with the printing press yeeting entire letters out for cost reasons.

Love that you can click everything within 10 seconds of it launching and still miss out. Lovely system you have here. Shame there isn't an obvious solution that you could have done. Certainly not anything like "printing to demand." That'd be preposterous! Why on earth would you be consumer friendly?

I think an Illithid would better fit RFK, with the ceremorphosis tadpole being the perfect analogue to the ghoul's brainworm!

Holy shit Kefka is real?
That was actively depressing to read. I'm sorry you have to see shit like this on the regular!