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Feeney
@feenman.bsky.social
Sax honking honky here for news, musician/band updates & lots of laughs. So factually inform or entertain me dammit!
• Persist, Resist, Assist •
🎶 Have sax will travel 🎶
“I don't quote nobody”-Gandhi
These times seem to call for a Dryer sense of humor…
August 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Quack Quack here…
June 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Does it make a difference if I refer to the events in LA against ICE as just being done by tourists? Does that sound stupid? I mean California is pretty notorious for being a tourist Mecca.
Asking for a Capital Police friend…
June 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I know it’s mostly for clicks, as the two are just basically toddlers demanding to be noticed. But watching Dopey Don and Felon Muck have a hissy fit slap fight on each of their social media sites it’s like a modern day banjo scene from Deliverance but both are happy to squeal
June 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Can we just change his name to Debunked J Trump or the Oval to The Debunk Office since everything he tries to state in there is instantly debunked by whoever he is in the room with? #OvalOffice #POTUS #SouthAfrica
May 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oxford Comma Sutra, worst, sex-book, ever, and forever.

#ShouldHaveBeenAPopUpBook
May 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I was oscillating about posting this or not. But lacking any resonant delay or filter, my moral decay to release sustained waves of amplified attacks to push the envelope ensured I error on the synthful side…
May 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@POTUS big announcement: Mission Unaccomplished

Great Britain already spends more in the USA than they receive in return. So the “deal” is basically, same as it ever was, without even any new ink on contracts to boot, just bluster in front of the cameras while goalposts move elsewhere
May 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo....I do believe it, I do believe it's true.
May 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Turn on your heart light…
May 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It should have honked it's horn...
April 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Liars! I never got flashed even once using these...
#OnlyGotToSeeBlueSpots
April 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Only thing that could make this better is if they were also cranking Melissa Etheridge’s “Come To My Window” on the stereo too...
April 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
🎵 ”Put your hand in the can of the man from Galileeeeee…” 🎶*

*unless of course you are in Florida (Sesame Street has been grooming me since birth, that’s why I’m not like the others) 😉
April 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well shiver me limbers....
April 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Surly you zest…

#DontCallMeShirley
April 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me and my inner child (Lee Marvin) hope Earth Day put a little Spring in your step while taking in all the wonder of our sphere-shaped spaceship hurtling gallantly thru the galaxy
April 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
[Insert Miss Piggy “Hiiiiii-Yaaaah!” Karate exclamation here]
April 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Who knew the gaslighting was gonna cost us so much more the 2nd time around?
a woman sits at a desk with a hp monitor
ALT: a woman sits at a desk with a hp monitor
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My math skills eroded away faster than the mimeograph ink did on the rudimentary tests I took learning it in the first place.

#ItWasHardToLearnOnlyInPurple
April 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How many clicks does it take get to the unfriend button of an over abundant punster…let’s find out, ah one, two, three…
April 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Safe Word must be hilarious…
April 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Everyday I write the book…

#MindlesslyWhilingAwayTheHours
April 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What do you think peeps, still too soon?...
April 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Cause little did he know, she had cut the brake lines….
April 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM