as happy as i am about flunt visibility (thank you!), now all the kids are going to be saying it

haha i'm "being indicted for egg fraud"

dunno why i never realized before but they're lucy and ethel

are we really gonna pretend archie or jugs haven't churned butter

i found the cure for autism its called treating children like individual sapient human beings

i can hear baroness here

oh shit, the war on Christmas is an attempt to undo His value-add birthday

this makes so much more sense

don't you stop aging when you become undead though

john,

now that i say this, it occurs to me that sitting senators begging us to "do something" about something that is very literally their job has got to be a related urge

i think about this a lot

it's something Certain Forums had rules about back in the day, just posting '^' or the like could net a dayban

i think it's the same motivation but now they think they're actually contributing

has there been an organized effort to visit every site/subculture and document its individual best-by date prior to infiltration? because there should be

I think his plan to leave a packet of seeds when anyone moves into a rent controlled apartment is a good one

okay but i do actually want this