I have excellent pals who know me very well - no fuss and enough fizz to get me through what is sure to be an exhausting first set back to doing my proper job. Get me out from behind this bloody desk!! #neenaw

Meanwhile, on Facebook. What algorithmic fuckery has occurred to get this suggested to me? I've never bought anything from Shein nor have I ever expressed any sort of desire to own a Pitbull wall tapestry. What is this witchcraft?! #mrworldwide #livelaughlove #nothanks