Her: “Is that church in a strip mall?”
Me: “Yes, but which church are we talking about…the one by Dollar General or the Chinese Buffet?”
I swear…early purchases are a buzzkill. Zero hype anymore…
I will, however, be jacked for Journey & ELOx in March.
I swear…early purchases are a buzzkill. Zero hype anymore…
I will, however, be jacked for Journey & ELOx in March.
It’s a flat out baller on so many levels.
It’s a flat out baller on so many levels.
We have cats and I love flowers so this is my compromise—ironically way cheaper than flowers. Never send flowers again: sensed botanicals and a bottle of wine.
We have cats and I love flowers so this is my compromise—ironically way cheaper than flowers. Never send flowers again: sensed botanicals and a bottle of wine.
I bought the wrong size jacket 2 years ago and I couldn’t even zip it…I’m a few weeks from this being part of my regular wardrobe!!!
More to lose but…
I bought the wrong size jacket 2 years ago and I couldn’t even zip it…I’m a few weeks from this being part of my regular wardrobe!!!
More to lose but…
Horrible crime…no answers. Just don’t kill her.
Horrible crime…no answers. Just don’t kill her.
Hope to see a W at dinnertime
Hope to see a W at dinnertime
Love this shit!!!
Love this shit!!!