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Hazelnoot
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Hazel (she/her) - Transfem software developer.

[ Admin of Enby.Life ]


Hi! I'm Hazel, a transfem software developer with an interest in gaming, retrocomputing […]

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://enby.life/@hazelnoot, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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[RE: islamaphobia]

she's still doubling-down in the thread lol
Reply by sidalsolgun: You folks are tolerating Nazis who are hiding behind the victim mask: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/17/hamtramck-michigan-muslim-council-lgbtq-pride-flags-banned Also, just come to Toronto, which is currently the biggest zoo in the North America, then you will see that I'm not wrong. In my old school, a Muslim woman destroyed our LGBT poster that we barely prepared together with other students. She screamed and made everyone in the school unsafe. Stop seeing life as "left-wing or right-wing". You vote who solves your problems. For me: Left wing -> Islamist ISIS party Right wing -> Christian party Considering I moved to a Christian country from a Muslim one, you folks know the answer.
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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JavaScript's async generators are criminally under-appreciated, imo

#javascript
Screenshot of JavaScript code showing a pair of methods that construct and async generator and partially iterate it to find the first matching result without enumating the whole set of values. Full transcript in the next reply.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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[NSFW art, kink, ABDL, diapers]

omg I want these Pee Ka Boo diapers so bad ​:neofox_floof_pleading:​

#abdl #diapers #diaper #diaperart #nsfw
Digital art of a light-skinned anime girl sitting on a ledge towards the viewer. She wears a baggy grey/brown dress over dark brown stockings, and her short brown hair is tied up with green ribbons that match her eyes. Smirking slightly, she spreads her legs to reveal a thick adult diaper with gold designs and the words Pee Ka Boo right in the center. Apparently oblivious, she continues teasing the viewer: "Boo! Happy? Won't go sneaking around now? Alright, that's enough."
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
fedi.hazelnoot.dev
[NSFW art, kink, ABDL, diapers]

this is pretty much _exactly_ how it went the first time I wore a diaper lol

#abdl #diapers #diaperart
5 manga panels showing a light-skinned woman with messy black hair trying on an adult diaper for the first time. In the first panel, she puts on a fitted sheer babydoll over a pink and white diaper. Gazing at herself in the mirror, she smiles and thinks to herself "Finally, now I am all dressed up and ready to have some kinky ass fun. Maybe doing this will give me the confidence to become popular." After a moment, she continues "Kinda wish my bowels would let me start peeing. I mean, that is what a diaper is for." She then tries to wet herself, but struggles to make any progress. She strains harder, a frustrated blush spreading across her face as even her knees begin to shake from the effort. Eventually, she gives up and stares down between her lingerie-clad breasts to gaze at the padding around her crotch. "This isn't working," she ponders, "guess I need to drink more water or something. I wonder if I still have that water bottle I got lying around. It's only like, less than a week old. Should be safe."
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Why is Firefox listening on port 3000 ​:neofox_woozy:​
Screenshot of a Powershell windows running a command to check what process is using port 3000. It returns a table of details for a "firefox" process.
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This is how I handle drama now-a-days, and it's done wonders for my MH
Edited anime clip showing a blonde, light-skinned woman sipping coffee as she sits at a computer. She suddenly blinks, puts down the coffee, and glares at the screen. She begins to move the mouse until the clip suddenly cuts to a screen recording of a mouse cursor moving up to a Tumblr-style "Block" button
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Rest in peace, Kitsu 🪦
Screenshot of a web page containing white text on a black background: 410 Gone. Kitsu's services have concluded on Nov. 11, 2025, due to harassment, death threats, and constant, rampant sexism/homophobia/transphobia. Your 3 month warning period has already passed. Neither Kitsu (nor 10Tails), have your data. We are not offering Kitsu's domains, portfolio, database, or services for sale/transfer. We apologize for the inconvenience.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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are you kidding me right now
Screenshot of a popup from FireFox titled "Account already in use". The message reads "[redacted] is already signed in to the 'Original profile' profile. You can only associate this account with one profile on this computer." Below are options "Switch to 'Original profile'" and 'Cancel'
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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My roll of toilet paper came with a free screw ​:neofox_owo:​
Close-up photo of a shiny metal screw laying on a brown paper towel. It's headless with the "flat head" groove cut directly into the shaft, machine-threaded, and tapers to a fine point. The point is slightly worn from wear, but the part is otherwise in pristine condition.
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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If you can see this, then enby.life's federation is fixed
Photo of a red fox investigating a pile of electronic equipment and exposed circuit boards.
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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[kink-related joke, not lewd]

Ah, now I know why hypno kink is so common on fedi! ​:neofox_laugh:​
Individuals with dissociative identity disorder have the highest hypnotisability of any clinical group, followed by those with post-traumatic stress disorder.
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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**PSA: new spam wave hitting fedi**

I've gotten a whole bunch of these in the last few hours, so it seems to be a new wave instead of just a one-off. Please block and report!

#psa #moderation #spam
Screenshot of a post by Bolap (@nopall@mastodon.social): @hazelnoot Hi! It's kinda shameful to go this route , but being diabetic person .Now over 6 months my unemployment still pending This has been the worst couple of years of my life. Our house was destroyed in a storm. Then I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=TWP2GB87D2LGW
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Yeah I'd rather just delete my account tbh /gen
Screenshot of NPM documentation: TOTP 2FA configuration changes New TOTP (Time-based One-Time Password) setups for npm access will be permanently disabled. Existing TOTP configurations will continue to work for now, but they will be phased out in the coming months. Why this matters We’re strengthening our 2FA implementation to prevent potential bypass vulnerabilities. WebAuthn/passkeys provide stronger, phishing-resistant authentication. What you need to do If you already use TOTP, no immediate action is needed, but you should plan to migrate. New 2FA setups should use WebAuthn/passkeys. Consider upgrading existing TOTP to WebAuthn for enhanced security.
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Why is the pinch emoji backwards ​:neofox_confused:​
Screenshot of Sharkey post editor showing a half entered post "I'm like this 🤏 close", with the pinch emoji pointing left. The preview pane shows the same post, but the emoji points right instead
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I also got _this_ ominous email from a different company exec:
Screenshot of an email subject line reading: "🎉 Welcome to the First Day of the Rest of Your Life"
October 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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**you can't call it that!** omfg ​:neofox_googly_shocked:​
Cropped screenshot of an email reading: Team, October is here, which means it's time to kick off Cybersecurity Awareness Month (CSAM). This year, we're turning up the energy with engaging activities to help everyone stay informed and alert with practical information you can use to 'Secure our World' at work and at home.
October 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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thus concludes 4+ months of intense debugging work
Screenshot of a Discord conversation between Hazelnoot and Dakkar: 1. Hazelnoot: "@dakkar hey so you know how for months I've been dealing with weird test failures for some of my branches? Well after rewriting *basically the entire caching layer* to support deterministic testing, I figured it out. It's the fucking `QueueService` constructor! It calls into BullMQ to set up repeated jobs, but doesn't await them. Because it's the constructor, any class that injects `QueueService` would end up triggering that code path. And because it's async, **the error wouldn't throw until the *next* test started**." 2. Hazelnoot: "the fix is so easy too, just move the constructor login to `onModuleInit` instead" 3. Dakkar: "we love this codebase" 4. Hazelnoot: "only took 117 changed files and 10K-ish changed lines to figure out it :neofox_woozy:"
September 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Estate sale find
Photo of a Dysan Silver 9-track tape, a flat donut-shaped magnetic tape device about 13 inches across.
September 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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[informational comic about CNC (the kink, not the other thing), X-post from BlueSky]

source: https://bsky.app/profile/sagegarnish.bsky.social/post/3lomorh4r522q

#bdsm #kink #cnc
Consensual Non-Consent In Real Life A 3 panel comic Panel 1: Kink Negotiation Blushing Person: I was thinking maybe we could try out some CNC play... Person #2: Yeah, we can totally try that out, sweetie! We should plan out what we're willing to do! Panel 2: "The Scene" Person #2: The sex pollen.... it's... taking over. I... I can't...Hnngg.... Blushing Person: Noo! Please, you have to snap out of it! Panel 3: Aftercare Blushing Person: Thanks so much, that was fun. Let's do it again sometime. [end of comic] "The Scene" is the fantasy within a CNC framework. Some fictional works tell a story depicting two (or more) characters following the process of doing CNC kink, just as they would in real life: Consent discussion, Kink negotiation, “The Scene", and Aftercare. [image of a blushing person reading the above comic] Some fictional works focus on “The Scene only. A framing device is not required, as the fantasy is contained fully within the story. This lets the reader engage in the kink the same way as if they were engaging in “The Scene" portion of the CNC play.
September 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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current version:

#sharkeydev #sharkey #devlog
Screenshot of the same modal as before, but zoomed out to show it layered on top of the posting window, which is itself layered on top of a timeline. The modal is generally the same, but the two separate date/time inputs have been combined into a single input using the browser's native date-time picker. The row of buttons has shrunk slightly, and an info banner at the top reads "Will post at 9/22/2025, 6:04:00 PM (In 46s)".
September 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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WIP note/boost schedule UI! thoughts?

#sharkeydev #sharkey #devlog
Screenshot of a Sharkey popup modal titled "Schedule a note". Inside is the usual schedule component, with a "Post on" date-picker and a "Post at" time-picker, followed by a yellow warning banner reading "Date must be in the future." At the bottom is a row with two groups of buttons. The first read "Reset", "Clear", and "Now", while the other has traditional "Cancel" / "Save" options. The save option is disabled because of the above validation error.
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Your mind: ​:neofox_happy:​
Your mind on Sharkey development:
Photo of three sticky notes on a desk next to a pile of red, black, and blue pens. The notes depict crudely drawn timelines with annotations and math calculations in various colors.
September 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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[code screenshot, kink/fetish references]

oh my god ​:neofox_laugh_tears:​
Screenshot of the git diff for a file called " packages/frontend/src/kinklist.ts". Inside are references to Misskey frontend code, along with a giant table of categorized kinks and fetishes. A function called "saveKinklist" is visible at the bottom, but cropped out.
September 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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and your _what_
Screenshot of a fedi bio cropped to highlight the sentence "Check out the instance [link], the website [link] and our Hickey fork [link]".
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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#typeorm has joined the Stale Bot Offenders club ​:neofox_woozy:​
Email notification from GitHub Actions bot: TypeORM has returned to active development after recently transitioning to new leadership (see related announcement). As part of the new team's efforts to prioritise work on the project moving forward, it is necessary to clean up the backlog of stale issues. 🧹 This issue is being automatically closed because it has had no activity in the last 6 months. If you believe this issue is still relevant, feel free to comment below and the maintainers may reopen it. Thank you for your contribution. — Reply to this email directly, view it on GitHub, or unsubscribe. You are receiving this because you commented.
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM