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{ "he": true, "taken": true, "straight": false, "age": 25, "country": "HU", "sfw": "95%", "species": "wolp", "occupation": "SW dev", "hobby": "fluffy pics" }

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fedi.gauss.gay
Going to sleep now

Wake me up once Capitalism is over :blobfoxsleep:
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
I should plan ahead in such a way that I won't have anything to do during December.

Take out the entire month as vacation, and just stay at home not doing anything :wlfFlat:
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
Me: trying to return the pfand bottles

Machine: how bout I :wlfPossessed:
Bottle return machine that says "Contact Envipco Support. Feed Ctrl Error Sorter failed"
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
Oh wow it's December already :neofox_santa_256:
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
AUTISM CREATURE :wlfPossessed:
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
Couldn't find my table at McDonald's :wlfWoozy:
My table with the number 404 at McDonald's
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
3 weeks of work left from this year :wlfFlat:
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
I keep throwing my tasks into the "later tube", and suddenly, it's a Saturday, and I get 15 notifications :wlfNervous:
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
Funny thing I did recently: my coworker didn't have a charger for his airpods, so we used reverse wireless charging on my phone instead (cuz apparently iPhones can't do that lol)
First generation airpods charging on my Pixel phone.
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
Spotted someone on the bus wearing a very obviously furry t-shirt :wlfAlert:
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
Help my bf likes coding in Java :wlfCry:
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
Decisions were made at IKEA
A bottle of mustard is placed next to some boxes for desk lamps.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
Two packidgs arrived today at the same time

I should stop ordering so many things

I've been super careful so far. Damn you disposable income :green_money: :neofox_melt_reach_256:
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
Going to open a movie theatre called "absolute" so I can have a big sign on it that says "absolute cinema"
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
:wlfNomPizza:
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
ood & Friends
Sign at the food court at the Westend shopping mall. The letter F is missing, so it just says "ood and friends"
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
I should get a less stressful job

Like firefighter or air traffic controller
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
Imagine if there were people making food and drinks with as much enthusiasm as coffee people make coffee
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
This sign should go on me :wlfAngel:

And on some of you :neofox_floof_devil_256:

(credit to @tthbaltazar for the idea)
Sign design that says "durable, handle with malice"
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
> Looking for a golang package to handle cronjobs
>
> Looks inside the packages
>
> All of them use robfig/cron

:wlfThink:
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
_puts collar on you_

Your pronouns are now pup/py
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reposted by Gauss :wlf:
nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
a bit late but whatever, yeah i probably should post this first instead of the dna sequence meme
The myth of "consensual" Internet Browser: I consent Host: I consent Cloudflare: I don't Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
They forgor about the mouse cursor
Order ready display at Burger King. In the middle of a screen is a mouse cursor in the text selection mode.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
fedi.gauss.gay
I don't need it

I don't need it

Oops I bought it :moneybag: :neofox_floof_reach_256:
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
fedi.gauss.gay
Born to sleep

Forced to wake up

:wlfTired:
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM