improvised meowing device
federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net
improvised meowing device
@federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net
Profile picture ALT: Metal Sonic from Sonic R T-posing.
Garbage developer writing garbage software.
Born May 20th, 1998.[...]

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"Marvel sold the film rights for its characters in the 90s" is the "Sonic had a rough transition to 3D" of MCU video essayists
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
[uspol]
Charlie Kirk's real name was Charleen Kirkzel
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Guix/Nix-style distro with GoboLinux's file system layout, because we haven't screwed the FHS enough
February 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
*(pointing at thorium rod)* THERIAN
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
respect must be earned
oh woah so you punch random people in the street?
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 AM
one of my biggest questions as a kid was why did I have to deal with 12 years of English class just so El Gringo Averago can speak El Spanol Botcheado to me

turns out I was watching too much TV :neocat_googly_woozy_256:
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 AM
[lewd]
🪨 🪨
babe I'm dwayne johnson hard
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Reposted by improvised meowing device
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
3 javillion devices
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
every work if media with 7 or more characters has its own version of "these characters represent the 7 deadly sins"
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 AM
calver for apps
semver for libraries
a secret third thing for apps with a public api
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 AM
you train your voice to sound more like a girl
I train my voice to sound more like a cat
we are not the same(ow)
January 28, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I wish all lock files that use the .lock extension a very fun death
January 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Ministry of Truth in the big 84 🥀 🫩
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
the moon landing was real
but the rocks they brought back sure as hell aren't
release the moon cheese samples, NASA
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 AM
["AI", general FOSS subpost]
putting a GPL/EUPL license in your screaming sludge of stolen code is truly something
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
[nsfw, pac-man]
Pac-Man be like: two in the Pinky, one in the Blinky
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Reposted by improvised meowing device
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
[nsfw]
is it nsfw if you work in the porn industry,,,
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
["AI" contributions in systemd]
guess the no-systemd crowd won this time :neocat_googly_shocked_256:

<a href="https://github.com/systemd/systemd/blob/b61aeeb315c2c9216acb2d960cd944b6ab8ef398/docs/CONTRIBUTING.md#using-ai-code-generators" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://github.com/systemd/systemd/blob/b61aeeb315c2c9216acb2d960cd944b6ab8ef398/docs/CONTRIBUTING.md#using-ai-code-generators #using
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 AM
[lewd]
Scott the Woz giving head: this job *BLOWS*
January 21, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Joe Registrar, CEO of .tld

<a href="https://itp.cdn.icann.org/en/files/registry-agreements/nrw/nrw-agmt-html-21nov13-en.htm" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://itp.cdn.icann.org/en/files/registry-agreements/nrw/nrw-agmt-html-21nov13-en.htm
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
[what]
breaking news: AI users to surpass gamers in terms of most oppressed minority
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 PM
fetching blog feed
ask the author if the feed is rss or atom
they don't understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is rss and what is atom
they laugh and say "it's a good feed"
try to parse the feed
it's a rss.xml file with an atom feed inside
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by improvised meowing device
GO MY HOUNDS! :estelle_smug2: asked: if a wafrn user waffs rn and no one is there to hear it, have they waffled at all?

They do but just to be sure they should waf right now
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 AM