Fecals The Clown
@fecalstheclown.bsky.social
Fecals is a party Clown extraordinaire and connoisseur of rare, hard to find balloon animals.
It still hasn’t been proven that you didn’t fuck a couch.
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It still hasn’t been proven that you didn’t fuck a couch.
Look out for flying ketchup bottles.
September 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Look out for flying ketchup bottles.
Aw. Trump is having a sad right right about now.
September 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Aw. Trump is having a sad right right about now.
What do Trumps hair piece and a thong have in common?
They both barely cover the asshole.
They both barely cover the asshole.
August 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What do Trumps hair piece and a thong have in common?
They both barely cover the asshole.
They both barely cover the asshole.
Trump at this moment is throwing ketchup bottles at the walls in the White House.
August 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Trump at this moment is throwing ketchup bottles at the walls in the White House.
RFK Jr recommends getting bit by an autistic person to build immunity.
August 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr recommends getting bit by an autistic person to build immunity.
If you get a wearable and bath regularly in raw sewage you’ll never contract a disease.
August 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If you get a wearable and bath regularly in raw sewage you’ll never contract a disease.
MAGA’s should step up owning the libs and bathe in raw sewage and eat more horse paste.
August 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
MAGA’s should step up owning the libs and bathe in raw sewage and eat more horse paste.
MAGA boomers are getting exactly what they voted for.
August 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
MAGA boomers are getting exactly what they voted for.
A president that shags couches, ugh..
August 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A president that shags couches, ugh..
Sandwich man is the hero of this sub par story.
August 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sandwich man is the hero of this sub par story.
When RFK testifies before the Senate panel next week, he’ll probably testify about the virtues and benefits of swimming in raw sewage.
August 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When RFK testifies before the Senate panel next week, he’ll probably testify about the virtues and benefits of swimming in raw sewage.
Fecals doesn’t know any good jokes about corn cobs…
August 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Fecals doesn’t know any good jokes about corn cobs…
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
April 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
Hire a clown, expect a circus..
April 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hire a clown, expect a circus..
He made tariff deals with 200 countries! Fecals is impressed as there are only 195 countries in the world.
April 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He made tariff deals with 200 countries! Fecals is impressed as there are only 195 countries in the world.
Fear not, brain worm guy will make everything better..
April 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Fear not, brain worm guy will make everything better..
Ah damn. That’s right. Well regardless, you were fantastic in Weekend At Bernie’s
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ah damn. That’s right. Well regardless, you were fantastic in Weekend At Bernie’s
Isn’t this you?
February 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Isn’t this you?
I loved you in White Chicks.
February 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I loved you in White Chicks.