Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

Top Secret called it 40 years ago.

Dude. Your thin blue line flag is fugly.

I’m getting old and/or jaded. I feel like getting a new phone now is nothing like it was in 2007. There’s no technojoy.

Straight-walled coffee mugs are the optimal service for breakfast cereal. I don’t make the rules.

My dog has weird manners. He’s so gentle when taking treats but when he wants back in he will gouge the glass on the back door like he’s threatening to break it. But then when he’s in he immediately goes to kennel to make sure his feetsies are clean and dry.