I really like the term Elder Millennial. Makes me sound a little magical.

If it is going to be cold, I am going to need this mud to freeze on up so I can stop sliding all the way to the chicken coop.

Once a bottle baby, always a bottle baby

Ducks in a row = pretty easy. Let me see you get your GOATS in a row, and I will be impressed.

Snow days hit different when you have to go shovel the chickens free.