My favorite speedrunning name is Hollow Knight's "fireball skip skip", which is a trick that lets you skip fireball skip.

There's not even any sort of unwritten rules against playing the deck -- it's just that noone really wants to spend their one evening a week playing this boring deck.

On the other hand, the tempo heavy meta is really hostile to Doomsday mains like myself.

To (somewhat) corroborate this; I play legacy almost exclusively paper weekly at a local level. There's a small entry fee and some prizes.

The whole meta is well represented, with the exception of Oops. Legacy, right now, in this environment is possibly best Magic I've ever played.

My wish for tomorrow is a bit of a slower meta, where I can play my beloved Rings again.

The current spice is Unauthorized Exit, which I've only ever drawn once, so hard to tell how good it is. The important aspect is MV=2, so it can bounce a Chalice.

For my local meta, I've been loving Thoughtseize and the creature plan post board, due to the overabundance of tempo strategies.

I desperately need the ability to mute retweets for individuals.
Some folks I like just spam too much, and the only option is to turn off ALL retweets (which I've done)

I, too, would use a time machine to play Khans standard. It's a bit rude to bring a top tier deck, while handling your opponent a pile of draft chaff. And please teach him that you're allowed to take a mulligan -- that hand does absolutely nothing!

Is Twitch Prime still a thing? If so, one possibility is that someone with a free Twitch subscription who doesn't actually spend any time there throws the money at you for it to not go to waste.

For followers; "I'll just follow in case they ever go live again so I don't miss it"