This does not look like a thing that should happen in the north country.

Fuck you to every last one of the mini scalpers that made it take over a month to catch this in stock on Target's website. Mine now, and at retail price.

MK1 on the Switch is bad, no question. The physics break, the textures go missing in the actual fighting mode, but surprisingly, the story mode cutscenes are fine. Horse head decapitations might even be a feature at this point.

Friday morning. Day off. Hospital waiting room while my mother is in the cath lab. At least the food truck outside makes this easier.